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The Addams Family on Vacation

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"What's the matter, Querida? Why do you look so sad?"

"It's horrible, Gomez, horrible! Those screams we heard?"

"The ones that seemed to go on forever?"

"I discovered why people were yelling."

"And? Don't keep me in suspense! Was it brutal?"

"No."

"Violent?"

"No."

"Terrible?"

"No. Well, yes, but only because I discovered what caused them."

"Whatever do you mean, sugarplum?"

"They were cries of—"

"Yes?"

"Joy!"

"NO!"

"This is a truly terrible place, Gomez, I want to go home."

"Wednesday? Pugsley? Find your Uncle Fester and Grandmama, we're leaving. Happiest place on earth? Blatant false advertising! We should sue."