Kanye West was some kind of sorcerer. Jay didn't know how else to explain how they were in a bar on Mars (he thought it was just a lyric in a Katy Perry song) sipping some Martian martini and attempting to save the universe.
"Did I really have to dress up as you?" Jay asked as he gestured to their outfits.
Kanye grinned wide. "Two Kanye Wests means business. Remember that, Pharaoh."
Jay took a sip of his martini and followed Kanye's lead. As long as he got back by Saturday night, he was golden.
"Time to make our move."