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Kris stares at the package in his hands. Does he really want to open it? Adam manages to find some weird stuff -- ok, sometimes they're not weird, just embarrassing -- and he loves sending them to Kris. Opening a present from Adam feels like getting a mini work-out, his heart beats a little fast while he opens the package. At least he's alone right now, less potential for getting really embarrassed.
He tears off the brown paper covering the package and finds a white rectangular box inside. Kris takes a huge breath, takes the cover off of the box, and blinks. It looks like a white polo. Maybe Adam has lost his edge? Kris lifts the white polo -- it has a sailor collar -- and finds something plaid beneath it. He lifts the plaid thing from the box. It's a short pleated skirt. That's weird, unless Adam really meant to send it to Katy. He looks inside the box to see if there's anything else in there. There's a note. Kris opens it and reads:
Hey Kris, found this and thought immediately of you :)! This is for you to wear, not Katy. Once she sees this, tell her she's welcome!
Ha! Like Kris will actually show this to Katy. At that point, his phone signals that a text message has arrived. He checks it and reads a message from Katy:
Hi baby, Adam said he sent you a present for us. Don't forget to bring it home!
Kris just whimpers.