12 Works in Yuletide 2011

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    THIS BOOK HAS BEEN DEEMED HERETICAL AND WAS SEIZED ON THE ORDERS OF HIS HOLY INQUISITION. PUBLISHING HOUSE IS UNDER REVIEW FOR SPREADING SEDITIOUS IDEAS.

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    Johnny is the night cashier in a noodle bar. Dally rides in a cyber-rodeo. Cyberpunk AU.

    Canon-typical swearing and violence.

    Title from Allen Ginsberg. The age difference between them is probably two-three years, though I aged them up from the books.

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    Lydia’s voice spoke in his ear, making him jump. “Have you done it yet?”

    “In a minute,” he replied distractedly. The gun was in his hand, but he hesitated. He had killed many times in the heat of battle, but never like this. To kill a sleeping old man – An old man who could destroy Caledonia and kill us all, he reminded himself. It had to be done. A single green light blinked on Duncan’s headset like a watching eye. It unnerved him. Feeling foolish, he covered the light with one hand and raised the gun with the other.

    Macbeth. In SPAAACE.

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    At sunset on the third day since the second water purifier had stopped, the city of Agrabah limped along in a state of controlled chaos.

    The royal fountains and pools were empty; the use of water for bathing and watering of plants was strictly limited, which put the nobles out of temper, greatly gratified the smallest children at bedtime, and added a whole new level of pungency to the bazaar. The bakers in the streets sold a drastically reduced selection at astronomical prices; at the back gates of the palace, a line of hungry beggars stretched and snaked out into the city, and the Queen's cooks fed them on baked vegetable balls and salads, anything but bread; and kebab stalls had sprung into being like goosebumps after a cold wind, hawking roasted lamb so fast that the shepherds were fast becoming the happiest demographic in the city, and the sheep the most worried.

    The sheep, and the Queen.

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    On Posthe Tuwa of the Year One in the reign of Argaven XII, Harny Sord of Gernahan gave birth to a pervert.

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    A Mongol woman warrior, a Chinese princess who overthrew the Emperor, a cross-dressing French writer and an Egyptian inventor-mathematician help a city of quasi-Roman lesbians to outwit and defeat a host of aliens who treat humans as toys to be tested to destruction. Also features clockpunk attack robots, lesbian kissage, assorted dinosaurs and a telepathic pteranodon.

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    The Brothers Bloom.... IN SPAAAAACE.

    Or, rather: this is the story where it all begins, and this is the story that Stephen Bloom never tells.

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    It is the old, old story, told in many lands by many tongues. In all places, their names are unimportant -- what matters is how they tell it, how they live it. Sometimes it is told in yellow, sometimes red or black. In the Upper Kingdom of Shanghua Station, this time it is green.

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    When the Makeover Fairy uses Block and Tease to construct a Nostalgia Clone from Lindsay's DNA, Lindsay finds herself out in the cold--and vowing revenge.

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    Dream a little dream of...well, you know the rest.

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    What the title says, starring a couple rebel leaders. Even with compatible management styles, it's good to be multi-focused.

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    Honestly, Jamie, the man used a potato for an example.

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