9 Works in Yuletide 2011

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    It may be generally understood that the Greek gods were arrogant a******s and Artemis was really good at violence.

    At the dawn of the Trojan War, Iphigenia was prepared to be a willing sacrifice to Arrow Rain Showering Artemis (she's so moon-struck dreamy). Penelope was ready to do the practical thing in Ithaca. Circe had vital experiments to complete. Vital! Penthesilea was just waiting for the war to start. Achilles was looking forward to some lovely encounters with heroes. Helen was taking a hot steamy bath.

    Which is why the aliens really shouldn't have tried to shock and awe the earthlings by beaming up the Queens and stealing Artemis' sacrifice. Big mistake. Huge really.

    Or, how Iphigenia escaped certain death and Helen found new opportunities.

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    2/2
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    2
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    18
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    24
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    Three meetings of two very different minds.

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    2/2
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    40
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    74
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    16
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    Sandoval's penis is missing. This is the worst of days.

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    37
    Kudos:
    88
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    8
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    1062
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    My brother and I were born under different stars. I used to think this was just Mother’s euphemistic way of explaining that we bled different colors and slept different hours and were good at different things.

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    18
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    56
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    11
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    578
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    After leaving the Rakatan homeworld, Ebon Hawk needs to make an emergency landing on an Outer Rim planet, where the crew gets challenged according to the local rituals. For once, it's Carth to the rescue instead of Briel.

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    6
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    13
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    1
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    320
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    For both the human soldier and the gukuy warrior, struggling with emotions proved tougher than battling vast cannibal hordes. It was a pity that gaining the weapons they so desperately needed would demand more prowess with the former kind of skirmishing than the latter.

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    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    280
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    A Mongol woman warrior, a Chinese princess who overthrew the Emperor, a cross-dressing French writer and an Egyptian inventor-mathematician help a city of quasi-Roman lesbians to outwit and defeat a host of aliens who treat humans as toys to be tested to destruction. Also features clockpunk attack robots, lesbian kissage, assorted dinosaurs and a telepathic pteranodon.

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    13,045
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    1/1
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    2
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    1625
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    Nani Pelekai falls in love.

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    8
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    28
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    700
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    Sing, Muse, of the valiant Bertram and his trusted companions, who ventured forth amongst the stars, pursued and pursuing of the Cyprian … oh, let's dispense with the foofy fandangles! When Bertie and his android Jeeves flee the claws of dowager wrath by booking an intergalactic cruise with a dejected friend, they are inadvertently swept into the midst of an epic tale of love, hubris. and sacrifice.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    5

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