16 Works in Yuletide 2010

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    I just had to be Sebastian Messaline for an afternoon. How hard could it be?

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    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    695
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    Slightly crack!fic in which the princesses, post-fairy-tale, mix and mingle and sort out their lives. Slight hating on Rapunzel (who is actually a favourite fairy tale character, but in this version she's a little bit of a mess).

    Language:
    English
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    1,820
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1095
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    A unicorn runs because a unicorn must.

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    1,011
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    628
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    Once upon a time, there was #yuletide. Wacky hijinks ensued!

    And then, someone tried to ruin Yuletide Forever!

    Are hippos about to become an endangered species??? :o :o :o

    Language:
    English
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    1,859
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    747
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    Life ain't easy when you're a Mafia bodyguard named Curio and your boss, Don Orsino of the Illyria Family, falls head over heels for a lady who's more interested in mourning and restraining orders. Dealing with a possibly-cross-dressing, possibly-trans and possibly-disguised-cop-and/or-assassin called Cesario is no bed of roses, either. But mix together Don Orsino, Olivia and Cesario—and Curio's got a packload of trouble.

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    English
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    6,447
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    52
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1892
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    What could be more Christmasy than dead relatives resurrected from the Abyss? Oh, wait. Don't answer that question.

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    1,873
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    786
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    Why hello, Yuletide reader. Why don't you sit down for a bit? Get comfortable, because when you click my link you will be reading a work of such magnificence that you won't be able to look away, even if a crew of zombies breaks through your window and bites your neck.

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    English
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    2,367
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    152
    Kudos:
    392
    Bookmarks:
    70
    Hits:
    9025
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    Two guards and a mid-tier bureaucrat find their day off interrupted by an unusual problem. All in a day's work for the employees of the Mistress.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1314
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    Ron and April rock five clichés.

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    English
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    5,832
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1073
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    Hamlet in space, starring sensible and heroic Ophelia, genderswapped Claudius, clones Rosencrantz and Guilderstern and alien Fortinbras. (Alas, there are no sharks in space riding motorcycles, nor is there a time machine.)

    Language:
    English
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    11,174
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    37
    Hits:
    5464
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    I didn't ask for any of this.

    Language:
    English
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    1,114
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    18
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    It's hard finding the perfect holiday gift for your boyfriend. It's even harder when you're a teenage superhero. It's extremely difficult when you accidentally summon some extradimensional warriors bent on kidnapping you back to their realm.

    Language:
    English
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    4,398
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    308
    Bookmarks:
    75
    Hits:
    6302
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    Like many of you, the Reduced Children's Classics Publishing group has recently heard a lot of stories in the news about how kids don't like reading the classics anymore. And that's just wrong. Because the classics of children's literature are cornerstones of our education, bastions of our culture, the pinnacles of imagination, and, more importantly, free of royalties to some stupid author. So we have decided to try to win back today's young people with our fresh, hip, modern take on the beloved stories of yesteryear.

    Language:
    English
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    3,547
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1646
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    This sort of thing never happens to Brandon. As in: all the time.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    He woke up not quite himself.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Fighting velociraptor-riding ninjas in space is a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it. And that somebody, is Lazenby. George Lazenby.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,027
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    214

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