13 Works in Yuletide 2009

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    Hardison has to choose between his MMORPG and sex with Eliot and Parker. Seriously?

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    "Saint Nicholas is our patron saint," Parker says, again, more insistent this time.

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    "You've stolen Christmas you horrible Grinch! You took our presents! Your heart is two sizes too small and made of coal!" Alec wasn't quite sure how Parker knew the Grinch references. She yelled, "Eliot! Make sure that he hasn't stolen the roast beast too!"

    Eliot stepped out of the kitchen, brandishing a dangerous-looking pastry bag. "He hasn't touched any of my food." Parker began to wrap tinsel threateningly around Boba Fett's neck. "What did you do with our presents, Hardison?" He said the name like he had already inflicted physical punishment on it, and if Boba Fett were actually inside of that costume, he'd probably be in trouble.

    Yeah, it was the perfect time to unveil his holiday surprise. Alec pressed a button on his watch and the TV immediately began to sparkle. He used his best Vanna White hands and grinned, "I've hidden them in a safe that can only be opened after we have watched the entirety of Firefly, plus the movie and the gag reel." The Firefly logo showed up in a burst of glorious light, letters taller than Alec himself.

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    Everything was going fine until the elevator spent ten seconds in free fall.

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    In which Parker doesn't trust Tara, and Eliot and Hardison indulge her whims.

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    The table was turned 45˚ too far clockwise, hardly the optimum angle for maximising space. There was really no reason for Sheldon to be crushed into the corner. And yet. Thanks to the incompetent café staff, here he was.

    "Alright, what do you want?"

    Sheldon gaped at the woman. "You're not my waitress!"

    "I guess your usual waitress took the day off," she said, tapping a pen against her notepad.

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    It's all good.

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    During a con, Parker runs into someone from her past. Anything that's warned for is alluded to as something that happened in the past, but I warned just to be safe. Parker gen and team fic. (Podfic included)

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    10
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    The team tries to pass some time while Nate plans a heist

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    Hardison, Elliot and Parker steal ComicCon for a young hacker.

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    Parker's not really fond of vacations, except when they involve Hardison, Eliot and lots of spare time.

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    Once upon a time, they take a job they shouldn't.

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