13 Works in Yuletide
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Regret is a dish best served lightly chilled, with a side of ornamental radishes by Nary for lisan
Oglaf
13 Dec 2012
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"I'm not sure about his cock," Sandoval said doubtfully, poking the item in question with one outstretched finger. "It should be magnificently erect, not sad and flaccid. It's depressing."
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Your portrait ranks forever in the pantheon of good taste and serves to charm even as it fails to inspire care. Pitching woo the Xoan way.
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Five Things Sandoval Won't Tell You (And A Few Others He Will Not Shut Up About) by Nary for byzantienne
Oglaf
23 Dec 2011
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Sandoval was not appointed Lord High Ambassador of the Xoan Nation to the Court of the Mistress of the Skintillating Tower because of his innate diplomatic gifts, or for personal services to his Supreme Erectness the Tyrant of Xoa, or in order to prevent him from providing even more personal services to the Tyrant's nubile twin daughters...
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Why did using Ivan as a rowboat seem like a good idea, anyway?
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The Snow Queen heads out in a sleigh full of gifts to spread a little holiday cheer, Oglaf-style... and perhaps to find some for herself.
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Never kid a kidder.
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Sandoval's Christmas present.
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Ivan know that jerking off into glass jars could only last for so long...
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"I'm here to save you! Heroically! With sex!"
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"Hot" as a synonym for "sexy" is less common from people who've been on fire. The exceptions make excellent fire magicians.
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Two guards and a mid-tier bureaucrat find their day off interrupted by an unusual problem. All in a day's work for the employees of the Mistress.
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The Xoan Ambassador decides to give Ivan the Apprentice a present from his home nation. Ivan's not sure if he's very appreciative.
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Ivan's washbasin suddenly being filled with tickly water was only the fourteenth-strangest thing that had happened to him that week...