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    Wherein Darius discovers a use for briefs and Michael is indignant about many things but not that. (Mainly because he doesn't find out.)

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    Not four actual weddings, but four couples. Somehow "Four Relationships, No Funeral" just doesn't sound the same.

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    In which Freddy Newandyke does not catch a bullet and Larry Dimmick makes off with a briefcase full of diamonds and both of them still end up in more trouble than they bargained for.

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    Four times Quinn schemes, and one time she doesn't.

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    Instead of going to talk to Queenan, Billy contacts Sean. Sean comforts him.

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    There was something... not quite right, though. He knew the bitter tang of the Leafs magic was slowly fading from his aura, like trails of oily residue being washed away as more Toronto fans put him out of their thoughts and more Pittsburgh fans learned about him, but there was something... something left over. He still had bits of Boston seasoned into him, of course, but the remnants of Toronto felt like a permanent frog in the back of his throat, like saliva burning under his tongue. It was kinda weird, but he figured it was just a Canadian hockey magic thing.

    “It's not a Canadian hockey magic thing, Phil!” Sid said exasperatedly.

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    Stuck together on a stakeout, Paul and Kennex compare partner notes. Little do they know Dorian and MX-43 are doing the same.

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    Locke, Jean, and Ezri begin their lazy cruise, soon after the events of Red Seas Under Red Skies.

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    “You know what I found out doesn’t expire?”

    Columbus draped his double-barrelled shotgun precariously over his lap and eyed the amber bottle in Tallahassee’s hand. “Is it…tequila?”

    “It’s tequila."

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    Jupiter didn't like those Super Earths. Not at all. Not one bit.

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    Thucydides, bard singers, and Robert Louis Stevenson are the featured speakers on Drunk History.

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    Gretchen was in charge of Sunday Funday. They were all going to fucking enjoy her Dumb Dates for Romcom Dweebs.

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    Jessie and Annika were talking cute again. David felt filthy just listening to them. Jessie was his friend. He'd known him since they were kids.

    It was Jessie's birthday. Everyone else had left. It was just Jessie and Annika, and David made three. He could have left, but he didn't. He was glad that he didn't even try to go.

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    Now that she's Jewish, what will Cindy do on Christmas?

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    When Aeschylus had sacrificed an old black goat to Ares, his prayer had been for an old soldier to join the city guard of the island of Aegina. Someone with strong nerves and the calm that came from many campaigns. Someone who'd put away the idea of glory. Someone who could handle the wealthy citizens, drunk sailors and visiting Athenians.

    That was why he'd prayed to Ares. Also, he couldn't very well pray to Athena given the problems with Athens. Ares was a god of city guards, or so he'd heard. So, he gave Ares an old goat.

    The man mountain who applied for the job was a bit slower on the mental oars than he'd hoped, and Aeshylus couldn't blame the man, boy really, for Aeshylus' inability to keep his eyes off the muscles on Thêritas of Thrace's muscles. But beggars couldn't be choosers.

    As it happened, it was fortunate that he hired Thêritas. Practically a miracle.

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    "Fuck me," Christian said, and laughed. "You taste like a fucking ashtray."

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    Zapata and Reade have a talk. Patterson gets a tattoo. Jane knows some things.

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    She gave him back the bottle. She didn’t have to give it back. She probably shouldn’t have given it back, but she did. She knew what it meant to be without, she knew what it meant to need it, she knew what it meant to take it away. And she gave it back.

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    Turns out Nate's situational awareness doesn't extend quite far enough, after all.

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    Hansel and Gretel get word of a coven in Nebraska. You know, covens cost extra.

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