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Ranma comes into the kitchen and gets splashed with hot tea. “What was that for?” she asks in a voice she doesn’t want today.
“If we’re doing this,” Ryoga says, “we’re doing it as men.”
“In other words,” says Ranma, “you don’t want no girl showing you where someplace is.” Then she says, “Fine, you pig. I’ll be a guy. But I’m changin’ my shirt.”
When she comes into the kitchen again, she’s wearing a pink Hello Kitty shirt with 少女 written in sparkles.