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    Harry Potter wants a certain blond co-worker, but Malfoy has no idea Harry's interested in him. Harry is desperate and will do anything to get Malfoy's attention. Tired of acting as Harry's stand-in therapist, Hermione gives Harry a journal for his birthday, in order to help him work out his feelings. What follows is a series of Harry’s ramblings and scribbles about his feelings and various failed attempts at courting one Draco Malfoy. Crackfic ahead. Be warned.

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    Because old wizards get horny, too. (Originally published November 24, 2007.)

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    When Harry collapses at his birthday party, Ron just knows that Malfoy poisoned him. And he's going to find out how.

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    Harry works for the Aurors. Draco works for the Department for the Regulation and Control of Magical Creatures. There’s not much reason for them to meet—until someone starts selling diluted Wolfsbane potion, and they find out just how much the years since the war have moved them both on from simply surviving.

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    After one Quidditch accident too many happens to the Slytherin players at Hogwarts, an inspector from the Department of Magical Games and Sports is sent in to investigate. This inspector just happens to be Draco Malfoy. Harry Potter, the flying instructor, is confident he can handle the investigation by himself. Well, all right, maybe Draco’s glasses can help.

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    Harry keeps interrupting Draco at work, and Draco is getting tired of it.

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    Rambling Draco, stunned Harry and Pansy's ridiculous accent do not bode well for a certain Slytherin

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    Drabbles involving a variety of slash (and femslash) pairings in the Harry Potter-verse.

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    FIC & ART for HP Sexstars 2012. - "Love is like a Rubix Cube: there are countless wrong twists and turns, but once you get it right, it's perfect no matter how you look at it." Seventy-thousand words of pornographic discourse between two boys-turned-men that still haven't learned how to communicate like normal people – with words. Guest appearances by Pansy Parkinson, Neville Longbottom, Hermione Granger, Blaise Zabini, Teddy Lupin, Gregory Goyle, the Weird Sisters, ex-wives, several Weasleys, a Boggart, and a Honey Badger.

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    Harry's a single dad trying to make it as a model for Lucius Malfoy's new agency, and he's shocked one morning to find one that his new stylist is Malfoy's son Draco, Harry's long-time rival while they were at Hogwarts. They've both changed a lot since they last met, so Harry assures himself that the butterflies he felt all through school for the blonde boy aren't the same as the ones he feels when Draco touches him now. Because there's no way he'd have a crush on Draco Malfoy. Right?

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    "There's a certain desperate beauty in a blood red sky, don't you think?"
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    Draco's forced to stay at Hogwarts with unwanted students like Potter one Christmas break. He's already decided to hate every minute, but a lot can happen in two weeks.

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    Everyone knew from the start that Harry Potter needed therapy. No one expected that Draco Malfoy would be the one to give it.

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    Harry hurtles through timelines to try to save Malfoy's life after a friend turns on him. But Harry did not expect what happens between them. He has to figure out what he feels as he tries to confront worlds that are in denial of the truth he brings them. HPDM, AU OotP.

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    Six-year-old Scorpius Malfoy needs a tutor. Several witches and wizards with the best credentials and impeccable background have been hired--then rapidly fired. Enter Harry Potter, who immediately hits it off with Scorpius. It takes a while longer for the Lord of the Manor to come around.

    Career Choices: Harry: Ministry Employee; Draco: Manages the Malfoy Estate

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    Harry and Draco have taken up relieving their stress together...but Harry lets slip some upsetting information at a crucial moment.

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    Harry's boring routine and early mid life crisis are suddenly interrupted by a single pub night with his old rival from school.

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    After the war, Harry left most of the Wizarding world behind and built a new life for himself in the Channel Islands. He opened a bakery and is happy with his life. Draco is a fiction author who writes under a penname, and he's currently suffering from writer's block. His agent suggests he try writing in a new environment and rents a cottage in the Channel Islands for him.

    This fic is completed.

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    The faculty of Hogwart's enjoys some highly questionable leisure activity.

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    Draco discovers the fickle nature of the Internet... and fan fiction!

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    1540
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    An H/D Romantic Farce dedicated to Jennavere. Involves : Veela!Draco, Mate!Harry, chocolate, and a stuffed dragon named Grr!

    And Veela!Draco and mate!Harry face the ultimate challenge after turning Hogwarts on its ear, finally defeating Voldemort...innovatively.

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    31
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