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    Hermione hates her job and the direction her life has taken. Her plan for self-examination over the holidays is interrupted by Unspeakable Snape and a malfunctioning lift.

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    Hermione falls in love with Draco during their eighth year, but his future is set by a pre-arranged marriage from which there is no escape. Fortunately, Theo is there to help her pick up the pieces of her broken heart. Years later, she and Draco meet again in Paris, and the spark is still there between them, and it still burns hot…

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    Astoria and Daphne make an ill-considered bet.

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    The first-ever Hogwarts Alumni party allows everyone to relax and let loose. Hermione didn't come with the intent of finding a man…but then Neville walked in and all bets were off. // Written for Smutty_claus 2014 on lj. Hermione/Neville post-war

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    A host of former students, faculty, and yes, even Ministry officials return to Hogwarts for a Yuletide reunion. Sexual hi-jinks ensure, but sadly, no one can blame the Weasley twins for tampering with the punch. // Written for Smutty_claus 2015. Severus/Hermione

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    Harry wakes up from a night of partying to find a certain someone under his tree. What happens next is utterly surprising, but perhaps he should have known all along. // Written for smutty_claus 2016 on lj. Harry/Tonks via Harry/Others

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    Some days after Ron left the tent, Hermione started crying.

    As always, JKR gave us a lovely sandpit and created amazing characters. I'm just building a little castle with her sand.

    (The underage? Harry is 17. Depends on your local laws)

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    As Neville settles in to his new job as assistant Herbology professor at Hogwarts, Luna goes off on a series of expeditions around the world. She sends him gifts from her travels – but is she trying to tell him something more? And why does she keep sending him weird underpants?

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    Sometimes it is the job of Unspeakables to do things that are a bit untoward... so long as there are no attachments in the end.

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    He’s been out on missions constantly and finally home for Christmas. Ginny has made all the arrangements for them to have a week to themselves – without any company.

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    One year has passed since the end of the war, but Harry has never been the same. Hermione and Ron are determined to help their best friend, but the potential solution they find will require them to go above and beyond the bonds of friendship.

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    Lavender always did love a good makeover! But Smith? She feared it might be impossible. Can she make him presentable before the Quidditch League Christmas party? Will he win her over despite his surly sneers? Who is really the beast in need of taming?

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    A spontaneous moment brings great tidings for the Potter family, along with a few bludgers along the way.

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    If pleasure is the meaning of life, Katie hasn’t found it. It must be luck, then, that the first Professor of Philosophy of Magic is there to help her.

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    It's bad enough that he's being forced to spend the holidays away from home and his closest friends, but constantly being in such close proximity to the woman of his dreams is nothing short of torture.

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    George did not sign up for a matchmaking service, but Lavender Brown has never let minor details like that stop her.

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    When her divorce is finally finalised, Hermione heads to Draco's flat to celebrate. She certainly didn’t expect the evening to take the turn that it did.

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    Zach Smith gets more than he bargained for when he makes a deal with Parvati Patil.

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    When Charlie asks Bill and Tonks to meet him in the pantry at Number 12, Grimmauld Place, they both find themselves in an unexpected position.

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    He started out as just the irritating neighbour across the hall. But things tend to change when you live that close. In the end he might as well be someone she could love.

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