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    For this prompt 'Basically, during WWI, the troops independently decided to stop fighting on Christmas day, and the opposing countrymen met and some exchanged groups.

    I would love to read something where Les Amis are split up into different countries and they get together and some fall in love on Christmas. (E/R? Courf/Jehan? Whoever/Whoever!!!) I'd also love to see some follow up after the war is over, them trying to contact and find each other. But I'd be totally content with just a real quick heartbreaker oneshot set on Xmas. Basically whatevererrerere. I will literally love you even if you mention this in passing. '

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    I heard several cries for more fluff on the valvert-ish end of the fandom. This is a stab in that general direction: fluffy minifills I wrote a while back for prompts requesting Quast!vert being a father to little Cosette, and that is slowly becoming a series of family life drabbles.

    Rating upgraded to T because of on-screen kissing in presence of minor ;P

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    Jean Valjean has a disturbing and erotic dream.

    As the original prompter put it, "The important thing is Valjean suffering attractively on a cross".

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    Inspired by this prompt on the Les Mis Kink Meme:

    Les amis are high school teachers and besties with each other, and they purposely troll students and act unprofessional with each other.
    They get together every other day at Eponine's family's cafe to grade papers and gossip about students. They would barge into each other's classrooms and steal each other's coffee and staplers.
    The poor principal, Javert, is always cleaning up and getting tired of their shit.
    The students on the other hand, love them, because they make classes fun and can actually learn something from it.

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    Instead of committing suicide, Javert goes on a three-day bender. When Valjean finds him, Javert assumes he's a hallucination. Things proceed awkwardly from there.

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    “Where are you going?” the hallucination asked, which was foolish. Surely his brain knew what Javert planned. 

    “To the nearest--” Javert paused, looked at the recently vacated wine-ship, and amended what he had been about to say. “To the next wine-shop. Obviously I am not drunk enough if you are here.”

    The apparition got to its feet with a wince, as though his mind had ridiculously conjured aches and pains with which to torment Valjean’s specter. “Javert, your words make no sense,” it said, and Javert laughed again.

    “I am making perfect sense.” He touched his pocket where he kept his money, frowned. “I hope you are only a drink or two from going away. I do not know how much more beer I can afford.”

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    Inspired by this prompt in Round Two of the Les Mis Kink Meme: "AU where E is head chef at a restaurant (high class or not your choice) but he works at a soup kitchen in his free time, where he meets Grantaire who was roped into it by Éponine and/or Cosette. Bonus points for Valjean as the restaurant's owner, Javert as a critic with a grudge against/obsession with him, and ofc the rest of les Amis as chefs "

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    Prompt: Can I have Madeleine/Javert punishment fic where Madeleine for some reason has a hand of ginger lying around his office and it gets really intense and then there's figging?

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    On a walk, Valjean finds himself stuck in a crumbling wall. Then a stranger appears. He cannot see the man, but he can soon feel what the man has in mind for him.
    The next day, Javert decides that this situation needs a very careful investigation... Best done on the mayor's desk.

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    Javert is a witty and snarky super famous chef who has a TV show where he goes around France and helps struggling restaurants by being sarcastic. One day, Marius Pontmercy applies to the show, concerned for his father-in-law's struggling Parisian bistro. Javert jumps at the opportunity; however, instead of crap decor and shit food, crazy employees and a goddamn awful owner, he finds a charming place with wonderful everything, owner included. It's just, M. Valjean has a tendency to let people go without paying their bills (especially when they're poor). But it's ruining Valjean's family and their finances.

    Javert has seven days to turn this bistro into a money-making business, but can he do it without taking away its soul and ruining it forever? Plus, in the meantime, he falls in love.

    Now properly Beta'd and much impoved

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    The police force of M-sur-M just loves their mayor.

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    For the KM prompt:

     

    Valjean growing fuller and fuller and squirming more and more. Needing to press his thighs close together and sometimes hold his prick. "Oh please Javert don't make me spread my legs like that, ah".
    Javert making Valjean straddle his lap, smirking at the squirming man who is blushing and unable to hide his massive erection. Brushing a teasing hand over Valjean's brimful bladder and aching cock.
    Valjean unable to hold himself any longer, begins to leak in small spurts and then floods his trousers, whimpering at the sensation of pissing with his prick hard. All the with muttering "I'm sorry" and "Can't stop" as it takes several minutes for him to empty himself all over Javert's lap while Javert is caressing his thick pissing cock.

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    There is sweat on Javert's skin. The sound of his harsh, broken gasps fills the small room. Everything in here feels slightly cheap, slightly worn; even the light that filters in through the curtain is gray and gives everything a tint of that misery Valjean knows only too well. Javert takes good care of his sparse possessions; he does not take good care of himself, and Valjean, who even now would prefer to deny himself the white bread Cosette insists on sending, cannot deny himself this.

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    “A body is a body, no matter how many layers of cloth between my skin and it. Taking hold of the fabric they wear is one thing, but to feel the shape of their bones and flesh beneath it…” He suppressed a shiver. “That I will only tolerate when I am the one in control of when, where and how long the touch lasts.”

     

    Fill for this prompt: Valvert pairing where one or both are asexual. Javert has a nightmare after the barricades and Valjean comforts him. Would love a fic with sharing a bed, awkward old virgin cuddling and comfort. Plus if it focuses on Javert being distrustful or even somewhat fearful of the human touch and gradually becoming able to enjoy it.

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    There is darkness above and below him. Above, the sky; vast blackness without stars. Below, the cold waters of the Seine. There is a loud roar in his ears. The wind is already reaching out with greedy fingers for his soul.

     

    That night in Paris, Javert does not jump. Instead, he tries to grapple with the notion of mercy, compassion, a God above the law in typical Javert-fashion.

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    For the Madeleine breeding prompt on the Kink Meme. Will be multi-captered.

    Now filling the mpreg blowjob prompt in Chapter 2.

    Will fill prompts sent though in comments too.

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    Their relationship may be discovered after a hard day at work where Javert is humiliated. He hates himself, but has to put the relationship first. Worse yet, ValJean won't leave well enough alone.

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    Javert is a police inspector by day and a Surete-trained monster hunter by night in M.-sur-M. The mayor hides a dark secret that threatens both men and the entire town. Contains mild horror/scifi violence, implied sex, and explicit sexual content. No non-con, but one scene could be considered mildly dub-con.

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    For this prompt:

    J/VJ, age of sail

    "I chased a man across the seven seas. The pursuit cost me my crew, my commission, and my life."

    Let's do a little spin on PotC, shall we? (former) Commodore Javert, anyone? And the wily former captain of the Royal Navy turned seafaring rogue Jean Valjean?

    Bonus points for Javert taking a job aboard a less-than-legal ship as a last ditch attempt to put some money in his pocket (to be spent on drink), finally succumbing to the ever-present urge to end his disgrace, tossing himself overboard during a storm, and regaining consciousness back aboard the ship, only for the first thing he sees to be Valjean tending to him (because he was aboard the ship as well, don't you know, and happened to see the former commodore make a rather rash decision and decided to do something about it).

    Double bonus points for the two of them looking out for each other during skirmishes like proper badasses.

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    Javert/Valjean for the kinkmeme. Prompt: "Immediately post-barricade fic wherein an unravelling Javert takes sexual advantage of Jean Valjean's declaration that "from this morning I consider myself as your prisoner... Dispose of me how you like". Valjean choosing to play along for his own reasons."

    After the barricade and sewers, Javert is still morally conflicted and a bit loopy, but instead of jumping off a bridge he has kinky confusing sex with Valjean.

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