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    Snape had not expected that one side effect of being brought back from the dead would be a permanent erection.

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    Harry wants not a meaningful ritual but a Muggle-style party.

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    The more Harry visits his favorite Muggle Chinese restaurant, the stranger his fortunes become.

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    Harry is so determined to wine and dine Snape that he's even willing to discuss sketchy potions with him.

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    "Tell us again how you convinced grandpa to go on a date with you." "Only if he tells you how he bungled up the marriage proposal."

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    Instead of finding himself dead, Severus Snape found himself on a bridge in 19th century France, having to save yet another life.

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    Snape had hoped to be alone at Hogwarts for Christmas, but Potter had other ideas.

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    For the holidays, Harry wants to try living without magic, though Snape thinks this is a terrible idea. Snape may have a point.

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    Harry Potter drabbles written for several drabble communities and challenges, alphabetical order.

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    Harry and Severus take a much-needed vacation away from everything...or at least they try.

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    When Rita Skeeter seeks Snape's help with a household advice column, Snape reads a letter from a correspondent with a familiar problem.

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    Draco sends a New Year gift to give Harry new perspective.

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    Harry plans to spend New Year's Eve roasting marshmallows. Someone else has other plans for him.

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    Harry can't become an Auror unless he can master non-verbal spells.

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    Snape knew better than to rely on Harry Potter's intelligence...or trust.

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    If Harry Potter needed any more evidence that he required a change in his luck, he got it when his vial of Felix Felicis spilled onto the floor of the broom closet.

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    Severus Snape is the very last person Harry Potter would turn to when family complications arise, isn’t he?

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    Snape had no idea where the spell he used to escape from the Dark Lord would take him.

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    Snape wants a Christmas present. Harry gives it to him.

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    Harry has a terrible day at work and forgets his priorities. Severus reminds him.

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