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    [Some of my fellow IRC chatters gave me prompts for three-sentence ficlets, which of course ended up containing way more than three sentences, syntactically speaking -- consider yourself warned for liberal use of semicolons and dashes. Rating G to M.]

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    He had first noticed it back in his youth, while still a guard at Toulon. Walking past the convicts, determined that nothing should escape his eye, he had sometimes felt a peculiar stirring in his trousers. It had been a fleeting feeling at most, nothing to take note of. Sometimes it would return at night, in which case he would breathe deeply and wait for it to pass. It had been of no consequence at all.

    But then, of course, there had been that particular convict: 24601. Jean Valjean.

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    [A Star Wars fusion, Original Trilogy era.] After Alderaan, Julia stops answering Tybalt's messages. A short epistolary sequel to "Shield and Armour."

     Dear Julia,

     I am safe. You may hear a great deal of speculation about ███████. Pay it no mind, and remember what our family owes to the Empire. Keep yourself safe and listen to your parents. Remember that your family wants nothing more than your safety and happiness.

    Your cousin,

    Tybalt

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    This is the story of how sleep came to Fairyland; or how once, just once, Puck didn't screw up his gift for Oberon. (A crossover with Elisabeth das Musical, but if you've ever read a fairytale involving Death, you won't be confused.)

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    An assortment of extremely cracky Kylo &/ Hux ficlets: Chuck Tingle pastiche, insurance claims, powerpoint, and territorial raccoons.

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    Javert is having a very bad day.

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    If there is a just God, then surely He will not ignore Valjean's sighs of pleasure, or those secret smiles that are meant for Javert alone?

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    Graduate student Krrra, a member of a spacefaring tentacled race of methane breathers, attends an academic debate on the authorship of the famous play, Rmrreo and Jlljeet, which surely could not have been written by the human refugee Benvolio. Things get a little out of tentacle.

    Any resemblances to actual anti-Stratfordians, living or dead, may or may not be coincidental, because I'm lazy.

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    My short ficlets and drabbles set in the worlds of European musicals

    #1 Elisabeth (Hungarian vers.) - Death/Rudolf, "comfort" sex
    #2 Rómeó és Júlia - Mercutio gifts Romeo with a winged penis badge
    #3 Ördögölő Józsiás - Bakszén, prince of Hell, discuss Yule celebrations with Dilló, a snarky fairy
    #4 Szentivánéji álom (A Midsummer Night's Dream)/Romeo and Juliet - Puck tries to give Oberon a mortal: Tybalt
    #5 Párizsi élet - Bobinet/Gardefeu & the undercover gay trope played extremely convincingly

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    Javert stepped close to him, putting a large hand on the small of his back. When he spoke, his voice was rough and low. "You still haven't learned to shut up, have you?"

    "You still haven't learned how to make me," Montparnasse quipped.

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    In which Tybalt is literally a cat, and his violent possessive jealousy re: Julia is a lot more understandable. 100% pure unadulterated crack. (Extremely vague modern AU.)

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    "A miracle," Valjean repeated, his breath now a ghost against Javert's cheek. He had not let go of Javert's fingers and Javert found himself clutching at his hand. "I had never thought to look for such a thing. But here we are."

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    Nurse Angelica always dreamed of a day when Julia and Tybalt would be happy, surrounded by children and with loving spouses to stand between them. Now that that day has finally come, she can no longer avoid a conversation she's long deflected.

    A fix-it of sorts, inspired by drcalvin's "Gallant offers ill-delivered."

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    Javert tries his hand at poetry.

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    Jean Valjean had saved his life: Javert would admit as much. And not by accident, either. Not after the second time.

    Why had he done it? Why had he not let Javert die, why was Javert still being kept alive, hobbling around the small hut like an old favourite dog retired from duty? Surely Valjean must realise that Javert's loyalty could not be bought nor traded?

    Javert looks for answers.

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    Five things about being human that Oberon and Titania attempted to understand; and that one thing they didn’t even try to figure out.

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    Paris has a little red book, and Mercutio wants to know what's in it.

    In a totally casual, nonchalant way, of course.

    (Cousins can be so annoying.)

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    Valjean's gaze was still on him, warm, tender, heated; there was not a shade of doubt in it, and again Javert could do nothing but bow to this gift, accept it with trembling hands and a gratitude that could and should be expressed by passion only.

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    An evening stroll along the Seine leads Javert and Valjean to a familiar place.

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    Instead of committing suicide, Javert goes on a three-day bender. When Valjean finds him, Javert assumes he's a hallucination. Things proceed awkwardly from there.

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    “Where are you going?” the hallucination asked, which was foolish. Surely his brain knew what Javert planned. 

    “To the nearest--” Javert paused, looked at the recently vacated wine-ship, and amended what he had been about to say. “To the next wine-shop. Obviously I am not drunk enough if you are here.”

    The apparition got to its feet with a wince, as though his mind had ridiculously conjured aches and pains with which to torment Valjean’s specter. “Javert, your words make no sense,” it said, and Javert laughed again.

    “I am making perfect sense.” He touched his pocket where he kept his money, frowned. “I hope you are only a drink or two from going away. I do not know how much more beer I can afford.”

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