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    Natty Cooper

    1. a martyr -n. 2. the first INDIAN on the moon / original LUNAR BOY. -n., Bio. 3. was made a posthumous holy clown for whispering 'gold' into his headset to the American audience, then hopping away forty feet at a time, hiding for three oxygen-rich (lunar) days in which he's supposed to have consorted and cavorted with imperialist Martians, trading military secrets and traditional recipes. -n., Entert. 3. was ultimately fined 28.2 billion dollars by a temporary consortium of television networks and federal space programs, which he tried to pay in wildly irregular installments of rancid beef, glass beads, and IOU notes -n., Legis. 4. assassinated en route to the TERRITORIES by American PATRIOTS dressed up as redcoats -n. Hist. Syn. 1. 'Gnat Man' 2. 'Coop.'

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