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    "Your father must be worried about you. How did you end up down there?" Teyla gestures towards the street they escaped, and Luna frowns as she tries to figure out exactly what happened. She was going into the Three Broomsticks, and instead...

    "I guess I must have stepped through a portal."

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    Tony Stark walks into a bar and meets... Peter Kavanagh

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    John Sheppard walks into a bar and meets... Crowley

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    Stiles is wandering the corridors of Stargate Command in search of caffeine and calories when he meets Major Ford.

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    Raylan Givens walks into a bar in Colorado Springs.

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    Ronon has too many fruity drinks. And fuck the SGC, anyway.

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    It's all about the choices you make.

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    In any universe, heroes are generally a messy business; especially when you're cleaning up after them.

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    Sam Winchester runs into Michael the Wraith at a crummy bar, where they discuss their fates and natures over tequila.

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    Felicity is supposed to meet Dig for drinks. Instead, she meets Todd and saves herself from becoming a Wraith snack by using her wits and her words. (written for the prompt: Felicity walks into a bar and meets... Todd)

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    Ronon hates an unfair fight. However it turns out, he doesn't need to intervene in this one.

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    Eliot Spencer walks into a bar and meets Teyla Emmagan.

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    Ronon Dex walks into a bar...ouch.

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    Evan Lorne is marooned on a strange planet. The same one Sharon "Athena" Agathon crash landed on with her Raptor. Will they ever see their friends and family again?

    Written for intoabar ficathon on DW. Thank you to angeuls2hot for beta'ing. All remaining mistakes are mine.

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    Lucien LaCroix walks into a bar and meets... Jennifer Keller!

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    John Sheppard walks into a bar and meets... Constable Benton Fraser!

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    The Stargate program has been declassified and now all the gate teams need to do their part with publicity. AG-1 gets sent to the Muppet Show!

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    Prompt: John Sheppard walks into a bar and meets... Daniel Faraday!

    "You guys know any good physics jokes?" John asks, crossing his arms and leaning on the table.

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    "What if you can never defeat them? What if there are too many, too strong, what if they just -- just destroy everything, destroy your brother, your wife, your comrades, all your people?"

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    Harry Sullivan walks into a bar park and meets... Jeannie Miller

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