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    The problem is that you’re at the mercy of a useless, outmoded, ass-backwards mess of a biological process. The drones are gone. They’re never coming again. But your body sure thinks they are. It was— You wouldn’t say it was fine, but it was at least tolerable for a while. Realistically speaking, there was always a reasonable (ninety-nine percent) chance that you’d be culled the first time you tried to supply the drones with a pail, and you’ve been bracing yourself to deal with this since you pupated, for fuck’s sake. It feels like a kick to the shame gloves when your body betrays you and decides, whoops, no, it’s time to be all about filling pails for the glory of the empire.

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    In the game of gay xenochicken there are no losers, which explains why you are currently trying to stick your hands down Sollux's pants.

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    They say that your matesprit shouldn't be a project.

    What do they know?

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    "Quadrant flipping (preferably black/red but whatever you feel like) Jade/Fef. Bonus points for tentacles."

    I GOT YER TENTACLES RIGHT HERE
    (in someone else's pants)
    (ok, they're not wearing pants)

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    They took him, and hollowed him out; took his loyalty and his pride, and they broke it.

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    Dad, Dirk, and break room doughnuts.

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    Here's the thing – they didn't have police on Alternia. They had an incredibly large and deadly military under the direct command of the empress and something like a murderous clown lord, by Dave's understanding. They didn't really need a police. There was basically nothing illegal on Alternia. Drugs, murder, alcohol – excuse me, soporifics, – LARP sessions that resulted in literal death and maiming? Psh, no big deal! Of course there was treason but that was handled by aforementioned massive and deadly military. You don't need a planetary crime task force when there is literally only one kind of crime and it's punished exclusively with certain death.

    Man, trolls were really fuckin' weird.

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    “No, for the last fucking time, I am not letting you pick the film for movie night again,” you snap, grabbing the DVD case of Batman & Robin out of Jake’s hands. You have suffered through enough horrible superhero films, five weeks’ worth of awful, poorly-acted, cheesy-dialogue-filled shit. Yes, movie night is only once a week, but the atrocity of each film is enough to stick with you until the next one. Five movies together still represents over ten hours of your life that you could have spent biting your fingernails, fighting an endless battle to subdue your hair into something slightly less unruly looking (not that you'd ever admit that to anyone), or masturbating while thinking about Jake English’s soft belly.

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    Prompt: "It doesn't really count as giving up control if you programmed the one holding the reins, does it?"

    Dirk finds out firsthand just how blurry those lines can be.

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    "What's it mean?" you ask. "Cause if you're askin me to call you the human empress or something, you can forget it."

    Cronus chuckles. "Nah, bro, it ain't like that. Your daddy's like... Kinda like an Ancestor, you know? Older, genetically similar, all that. But instead of being, like, a distant legendary figure, he's right there with you. He takes care of you." He cups your face in one hand, brushes a thumb across your cheekbone, and it's not pale at all.

    "That what you're offering?" you ask. "You gonna take care a me?"

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    The two of you pretend to ignore them for a moment longer, until you just can’t hold in the laughter anymore and both lose it. While you’re catching your breath (and maybe still nibbling on Latula’s throat), she says, “So, dudes. You want in on this pants party or what?”

    They both say, “Yes,” at the same time, and they’re too distracted to do more than try to elbow each other in the ribs without taking their eyes off you, and it’s pretty much the cutest thing ever.

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    Dave discovers the wild world of making out with trolls. Contains a lot of nervous babbling.

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    Becquerel has decided that he would like to sire an heir before the universes end. After some consideration, he settles on a young lady in an alternate universe. Now all that's left to do is to woo her for all he's worth.

    For Drone Season 2014.

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    Your name is Vriska Serket and it’s official, you’re failing history.

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    In which Karkat has Jade all to himself for one beautiful day and they never bother getting out of bed.

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    Even Captain Vriska Serket can only push her luck so far.

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    Really, "arrow arrow dicks go here" would have been all that was necessary.

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    Calliope and Roxy make a life for themselves after the game. Also featuring Rose Lalonde's psychiatry and guest star Tamika Flynn.

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    Nepeta convinces everyone to play a rousing game of Alternian-flavored hide-and-go-seek while out on a campong trip, but really she has an ulterior motive; she found herself an excuse to chase down a certain friendleader and get some one-on-one time in the woods.

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