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    Life is like a game of baseball, at least that's how Benny and Scotty see it, and falling in love is no exception.

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    Jack still had time. He could fix the fracture. He could save Will. Even though this was the obvious choice, for the greater good, it still hurt like hell.

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    There are only so many words to describe Tyrell Wellick.

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    “That’s the price you pay when you’re friends with me, Jack-a-boy,” Paul informed in a low tone, leaning in to kiss his friend on the lips. “Love it or leave it.”

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    Jack and Paul reminisce about the first time they got drunk together while getting drunk for the last time before Jack moves away. Things are left unsaid and history repeats itself.

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    Freddy was plenty of things. Freddy was a nineteen year old high school dropout with no real life goals, or ambition for that matter, and he was lazy to boot with questionable morals, but he wasn’t stupid.

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    He knew it was silly, but a part of him still wanted something to believe in even if it seemed childish.

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    Ben is still feeling terrible about Katjaa and Duck, so he decides to make peace with Kenny the only way he can.

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    While hunting, Luke comes across an injured boy who wants nothing more than to be left alone to die.

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    "You're the craziest and toughest son of a bitch I know. No one would've had the balls to do what you did," Jeff laughs with mild hysteria, wondering how the hell Evan could sell himself so short. Then adds, "That doesn't necessarily mean it was a very smart thing to do in the first place, though. You dumb bastard."

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    The man formerly known as Evan stopped in his tracks and pivoted his body back towards the pathetic bloody mess that was Noah Maxwell. The once tall and fearless presence was now a broken shell of a boy that was once a man and HABIT knew that he finally had Noah at his mercy.

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    Joe insists that Topper is short. Topper thinks Joe is just too tall. Teasing ensues.

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    "Now, I'm not asking for the world. I'm not being unreasonable. But I can see why you might be a tad... on edge. That's why I'm willing to give you something in return... An incentive, if you will."

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    "I may be crawling with segma or sigma or whatever the fuck kinda radiation, but that doesn't mean I'm contagious."

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    A (mediocre) ghost story about a suffering author's decent into madness as she tries to write a best seller and a brutal, yet mysterious, murder.

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    In a far off place, I was aware of the presence surrounding me. It wasn't insidious or malicious as I've come to expect, but rather subtle and encompassing. The presence itself felt far away and close all at the same time, but it's aura was calming and unmistakable.

     

    He is my guardian. My angel. My beacon through the darkness.

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    Jello and Klaus try to have a normal day out together. Typically, it all goes south. Literally. Because Demons... Get it?

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    Luke thought Felix was staring at Gemma, when in fact it was actually Luke that Felix had eyes for.

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    Curtis never makes it to the front of the train because he can't see a future without Edgar.

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    It's not the first time they've done this sort of thing and Paul hoped it would never end, either. They weren't always drunk when it happened but it was common for Topper to come onto Paul while he was thoroughly sloshed and Paul could never say no to him. He didn't want to say no for that matter.

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