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    "Tell you what, if you can guess my name correctly by the end of the night, I'll take you into the bathroom and let you fuck me."

     

     

    "Excuse me?" Jim asks flabberghasted, feeling his face heat up slightly.

     

    R's composure doesn't falter in the slightest, letting Jim know just how serious his proposition truly is. Jim swallows at the very thought, making his adam's apple bob. R has never really lived and the actual chance of hooking up with Jim in a bathroom fuels him further into his endorphin filled spontaneity.

     

    "My name begins with 'R'. Start guessing," he informs, taking a drink of his beer nonchalantly.

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    Bobby decides it's time someone treated Doug like a man instead of walking all over him.

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    Johnny puts up a front and acts like he doesn't care most of the time, but Joey's death really did hit him hard despite what people might think.

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    Johnny has laid there and plotted all the ways he'd personally break each and every one of them.

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    Ray accidentally witnesses a more intimate aspect of Jello's and Klaus' relationship when he's forced into hiding in a bathroom stall.

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    "Guitarist wants to form punk band."

     

     

    One sentence. One simple sentence throws three individuals together to form what could be a great band or a huge mistake.

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    Klaus makes an off-color joke during an interview and successfully embarrasses everyone to death.

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    The Johns have a movie night together that is awkward to say the least, then again anything involving John Linnell is expected to be awkward if nothing else.

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    Klaus suddenly feels like he knows his friends much more better now and he can't decide whether that's a good or bad thing.

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    A typical night of passion and secrecy between Joe and Jello that tries too hard to be romantic in order to disguise the fact that this is really just porn.

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    Just as his eyes completely give up on focusing and close, there's the sound of Dennis' voice. It's scratchy and warbled and distant, like a record played on a set of blown speakers.

    My God, Michael, what have you done...

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    Johnny is tired again and perhaps a little sick with himself, but what's done is done and nothing can take it back now.

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    Squirrels, Scoopy's soft-serve and a copy of the Necrinomicon. The really important things.

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    Jello is convinced that Klaus is repressed simply because Klaus refuses to expand his vocabulary on male genitalia.

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    Joey may say that he's fine but his body language screams for Marky to stay, so he does.

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    Sometimes Johnny needs to be taught a lesson in humility and Joey's there to give it to him, even if it means having to be provoked first.

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    Post-coital musings of a love sick punk.

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    All I wanted to do was use the damn toilet... Was that so fucking difficult?!

     

     

     

    **!!Merry Christmas!!**

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    It's not like I hate him or his presence, he's my brother after all, and I wouldn't want to be in anyone else's band, but I have boundaries and Nick crosses that fine line incessantly every chance he gets.

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    It takes Johnny a moment to adjust past the darkness to see just how wide Sid's pupils are blown. If this were any other time Johnny would automatically assume this was due to the various uppers and downers Sid abused but right now that isn't the case. Right now Johnny is the drug that has Sid's pulse thrumming.

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