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    The man formerly known as Evan stopped in his tracks and pivoted his body back towards the pathetic bloody mess that was Noah Maxwell. The once tall and fearless presence was now a broken shell of a boy that was once a man and HABIT knew that he finally had Noah at his mercy.

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    Joe insists that Topper is short. Topper thinks Joe is just too tall. Teasing ensues.

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    "Now, I'm not asking for the world. I'm not being unreasonable. But I can see why you might be a tad... on edge. That's why I'm willing to give you something in return... An incentive, if you will."

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    "I may be crawling with segma or sigma or whatever the fuck kinda radiation, but that doesn't mean I'm contagious."

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    A (mediocre) ghost story about a suffering author's decent into madness as she tries to write a best seller and a brutal, yet mysterious, murder.

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    In a far off place, I was aware of the presence surrounding me. It wasn't insidious or malicious as I've come to expect, but rather subtle and encompassing. The presence itself felt far away and close all at the same time, but it's aura was calming and unmistakable.

     

    He is my guardian. My angel. My beacon through the darkness.

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    Jello and Klaus try to have a normal day out together. Typically, it all goes south. Literally. Because Demons... Get it?

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    Luke thought Felix was staring at Gemma, when in fact it was actually Luke that Felix had eyes for.

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    Curtis never makes it to the front of the train because he can't see a future without Edgar.

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    It's not the first time they've done this sort of thing and Paul hoped it would never end, either. They weren't always drunk when it happened but it was common for Topper to come onto Paul while he was thoroughly sloshed and Paul could never say no to him. He didn't want to say no for that matter.

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    "Tell you what, if you can guess my name correctly by the end of the night, I'll take you into the bathroom and let you fuck me."

    "Excuse me?" Jim asks flabberghasted, feeling his face heat up slightly.

    R's composure doesn't falter in the slightest, letting Jim know just how serious his proposition truly is. Jim swallows at the very thought, making his adam's apple bob. R has never really lived and the actual chance of hooking up with Jim in a bathroom fuels him further into his endorphin filled spontaneity.

    "My name begins with 'R'. Start guessing," he informs, taking a drink of his beer nonchalantly.

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    The kid had threatened his life more times than he could count in the past few days and Aldo was an unruly little brat, but he was Captain Turner's favorite brat.

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    Bobby decides it's time someone treated Doug like a man instead of walking all over him.

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    Johnny puts up a front and acts like he doesn't care most of the time, but Joey's death really did hit him hard despite what people might think.

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    Johnny has laid there and plotted all the ways he'd personally break each and every one of them.

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    Ray accidentally witnesses a more intimate aspect of Jello's and Klaus' relationship when he's forced into hiding in a bathroom stall.

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    "Guitarist wants to form punk band."

     

     

    One sentence. One simple sentence throws three individuals together to form what could be a great band or a huge mistake.

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    Klaus makes an off-color joke during an interview and successfully embarrasses everyone to death.

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    The Johns have a movie night together that is awkward to say the least, then again anything involving John Linnell is expected to be awkward if nothing else.

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    Klaus suddenly feels like he knows his friends much more better now and he can't decide whether that's a good or bad thing.

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