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    In an infinite number of universes everything is possible and in one of them the city of Ankh-Morpork is ruled by Lady Sybil the Patrician, while Samuel Vimes finds himself marrying an assassin named Havelock Vetinari.
    I sort of cheated and assumed that the main events in the Discworld series still happen (like the promotion, the crimes Vimes has to deal with, etc), and wrote a bunch of scenes that - in my mind - happen throughout. I tried to put them in chronological order.

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    The Faceless Man miscalculates, and Peter Grant falls into a river.

    ...well, more onto a river, really. He may have bounced.

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    A series of drabbles (old school, 100 words each) based around various Discworld characters.

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    Captain Angua of the Watch Handball Team is not here to make friends or show any kind of mercy. She is here to win.

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    There were times Sybil wondered who on the Disc the pair of them thought they were fooling. Besides themselves, she meant.

    [Podfic of the Music By B.S. Johnson series, containing the stories "Best Kept Secrets" and "Unexpected Gambits"]

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    Inspired by the amazing AviaCarter's "Memos from Q Branch"

    Vetinari is done with everyone (especially Moist) and Drumknott tries his best to keep everyone in line. But really, who thought that an assassin, watchman, an ex-con and a wizard would cause so much trouble? Sybil and Adora Belle really do wonder sometimes

    Everything is unbeta'd so all mistakes are mine - with very irregular updates sorry

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    Lady Margolotta Amaya Katerina Assumpta Crassina Von Uberwald experienced the hospitality of the Ramkin women with mixed results over the course of her life. It is amazing what a difference a little black ribbon makes.

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    Vetinari picked up another piece of paper, appearing to glance at it, and said "You may go, commander, in the knowledge that I, for so many reasons, envy you. My regards to your good lady." - Snuff

    Sybil Ramkin maybe a big girl but she is also smart, kind, compassionate, rich, powerful, regal, easy on the eyes, and *cough* well endowed. With this in mind, what would make her stay single until a Dragon rolled into Ankh-Morpork when she was almost 40? Even if she chose to remain single, why didn't she move to another city or travel the Disc? And does this have anything to do with her relationship with Havelock Vetinari?

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    Three days after his wedding, Vimes and Lady Sybil attend the funeral of Acting-Constable Cuddy.

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    I've spent probably too much time wondering who could possibly be patrician after Vetinari. Recently, I came up with a satisfactory answer.

    Consider: Young Sam.

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    The hot weather was making the City downright surly. The Thieves Guild decided to get into a spat with the Fools Guild over who held the rights to the game “Got Your Nose”. Small riots had erupted in Short Street after an argument over whether or not it was fair that female dwarves got to wear skirts in this hot weather. Not to mention the usual, standard everyday fare the Watch had to deal with. To top it all off, Carrot sent him home with a binder full of paperwork and the assurance that the Watch would have everything under control while Vimes got things in hand.

    How hard could doing paperwork in bed be?

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    Vetinari is injured in an assassination attempt and Vimes has to try and keep him in bed to recover.

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    “The dots hung in the air, the ghosts of words unsaid. Little things, thought Vimes. That’s how a war starts.” - Jingo

    Like all couples Sam and Sybil Vimes sometimes have to work on their communication skills. Set after Jingo and companion story to chapter 12 of Right of First Refusal.

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    Vimes learns that kicking down locked doors in the middle of the night can lead to an eyeful.

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    "She looked at the pictures again, in the silence of the house. Then she blew her nose loudly and went off to do the packing and other sensible things." The Fifth Elephant

    A look at the first few days of the Vimes marriage from the points of view of Sybil and Sam Vimes.

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    A look At Sybil Ramkin before Guards! Guards! and Vimes.
    Heavily inspired by The Right of First Refusal by dharmageek, which is very good go, read it.

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    Just a very short, sappy snippet.

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    This has very little to do with Pyjamas. It started off as a little fluffy thing for fun and it kept getting longer. Anyway my favourite OTP. Comments are welcome.

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    Almost a year after the dragon, Sam Vimes stopped by Scoone Avenue to visit Lady Sybil. Lady Sybil has a proposal for Captain Vimes, while he has one of his own.

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