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    Steve liked taking orders from Peggy. Under certain circumstances, that is. They took turns wearing the pants in their marriage (though she often said she preferred him without pants). Except in the bedroom. Behind closed doors, what turned Steve on most of all was catering to Peggy's every demand.

    And Peggy loved making demands. This one, though...

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    where Allister Thorne doesn't interrupt Jon and Sam's conversation about knowing where to put it.

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    An alternate take on 3.13, in which Neal and Ben have a...conversation.

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    It's Trina's birthweek. As usual, she wants it all.

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    Clark's anger at Lex is taken out on a nearby tree. Then they find another release for it as well.

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    Lex makes a discovery about his friend Clark; a discovery that he has to explore more... thoroughly.

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    Ash thinks he's finally found the universal language that will give him the key to deal with Sheila.

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    "They were both exceedingly drunk. Drunk and watching porn together. That was really the only reason it happened, at least the first time."

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    In the hours before dawn, John does some experimenting of his own.

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    “I asked you to be here with me, and you never came. And before we’re gone, I will have you here.” Or: wherein they totally did it in the boathouse after all.

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    Jane shakes whenever Joanie takes off her clothes.

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    Clark and Lex have a... creative... way to pick where they're going to have sex next. This time ends them up in Paris.

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    Sam goes to visit her father in the Tok'ra tunnels, but ends up spending some very satisfying time with Martouf and Lantash.

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    Martouf and Lantash bring their mates, Rosha and Jolinar, to a secluded cave. They intend to show them the pools there - and hopefully convince them to share a bath with them.

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    It was all Teal’c’s fault. It was his idea to show up with porn every Tuesday night.

    Series
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    Aaron isn't in the habit of squandering second chances.

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    His blood is still roaring through his veins, seeking some kind of outlet. Set pre-series.

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    SG-1 and Martouf/Lantash are visiting an alien world during their yearly 'Festival of Life'.

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    Jeffrey Sinclair/John Sheridan, history, handjob. I claim absolutely no socially redeeming value for this one. Entry for Porn Battle XIII.

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    River will gladly disobey her Captain's orders, if she thinks it'll get her what she wants.

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