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  1. Stakeout by

    Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005)  

    9 Mar 2012

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    Harry goes on a stakeout. Harmony lends a hand.

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    814
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    3
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    65

  2. One, Two, Three...Blast Off! by

    Stargate SG-1  

    10 Aug 2011

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    Martouf/Lantash is confused by Tau'ri slang, and Sam decides to teach him.

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    2,662
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    94

  3. Backseat by

    Venture Bros  

    9 Aug 2011

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    Five seconds in the back of a car.

    Words:
    125
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    1
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    144

  4. Disco Fever by

    Burn Notice, Archer (Cartoon)  

    9 Aug 2011

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    Michael Westen will go to some amazing lengths to keep his mission from blowing apart. Including blowing Sterling Archer.

    Words:
    424
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    471

  5. Curioser, Curioser by

    Alice In Wonderland - Lewis Carroll  

    9 Aug 2011

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    A grown-up Alice spends a delightful, wicked, quiet afternoon at a tea party enjoying herself.

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    129
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    1
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    212

  6. Zagat's Guide To Sex by

    Friends  

    9 Aug 2011

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    There has to be one, right?

    Words:
    69
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    345

  7. Hands Up by

    Psych  

    9 Aug 2011

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    Shawn and Gus get into a rather sticky situation at a stakeout.

    Words:
    284
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    398

  8. Line Dance by

    Psych  

    9 Aug 2011

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    Carlton tries to cheer up Karen the night after her divorce goes through.

    Words:
    217
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    118

  9. Safe Word by

    Futurama  

    9 Aug 2011

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    Fry's dates with Amy were never entirely what he expected them to be. Except for the endless waiting time he suffered through as she changed outfits.

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    298
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    209

  10. Incorrigible by

    Beauty and the Beast (Fairy Tale), Beauty and the Beast - All Media Types  

    9 Aug 2011

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    Beast and Beauty, a library, and a small lesson in the limits of passion.

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    533
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    1046

  11. Fisty Poovey And the Flying Ocelot by

    Archer (Cartoon)  

    9 Aug 2011

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    Pam brings Cheryl over to feed her Ocelot on the way to work. But things take a decidedly more kinky turn...

    Words:
    321
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    229

  12. Happy In the Middle by

    Psych  

    7 Aug 2011

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    Shawn and Juliet and Gus, post-coitus, pre-baby.

    Words:
    213
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    296

  13. Dave and Maddie Do It: A Fanfic by

    Moonlighting (TV)  

    7 Aug 2011

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    So you wanna hear about the time Maddie and Dave did the horizontal tango? You’re a pretty damn cheeky for a first time reader...

    Words:
    369
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    96

  14. Medicinal Mara-Lana by

    Archer (Cartoon)  

    7 Aug 2011

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    Lana tries to soothe Archer during one of his first attempts at a mission post-cancer.

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    677
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    594

  15. Mr. Big and Strangely Hunky by

    Emperor's New Groove (2000)  

    7 Aug 2011

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    Kronk's got a great solution for Kuzco's fiancee problem...

    Words:
    283
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    406

  16. Carried Away by

    TV Commercials, Old Spice Commericals  

    7 Aug 2011

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    Girl meets boy. And his horse.

    Words:
    454
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    138

  17. Star-Struck by

    Raising Hope (TV)  

    7 Aug 2011

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    Virginia and Burt sneak out to a secret Sunday night at the drive-in.

    Words:
    1,022
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    100

  18. Fascinating by

    Big Bang Theory  

    3 Aug 2011

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    Amy and Sheldon goad each other into trying out the Official Kama Sutra Handbook. It turns out to be quite the experiment for the ages...

    Words:
    1,270
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1011

  19. Lay Your Finger Anywhere Down by

    Scooby Doo Where Are You! (TV 1969), Scooby-Doo (2002)  

    3 Aug 2011

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    Shaggy and Velma find that the best things in life aren't always mapped out.

    Words:
    1,013
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    419

  20. The Captain's Sensibilities by

    Star Trek (2009)  

    1 Aug 2011

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    Jim on very little sleep, mixed with a variety of cliches. Yeah. Porn ensues.

    Words:
    1,395
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1267

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