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    Charming enjoys the pleasure of his company.

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    Sally snorted, her eyes crinkling again and Patrick felt an urge to tell her that if she kept crinkling them she would get wrinkles, but he still wanted to get laid, so he didn’t. Written to the Porn Battle prompt: Gossip

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    Another, more humorous, take on Hades' "kidnapping" of the maiden goddess Persephone. Written for Porn Battle 9. Prompt was: "Greek Mythology, Hades/Persephone, [any]".

    She hadn't been afraid, but excited. She was young, after all, and new and different things intrigued her. That, and she'd been so utterly cossetted, repressed and suffocated by her mother that such a change of pace was more than welcome.

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    Kim's certain that if there were such a thing as soul mates, even though she's sure there isn't because that's stupid, Zoe would be hers.

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    He smirks sarcastically. She smiles triumphantly. He calls her insufferable wench. She calls him eccentric fool. What comes next...

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    A goodnight kiss doesn't hurt.

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    For the Porn Battle. Bertie/Elizabeth, support

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    A goodnight kiss doesn't hurt.

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    Another way to fly.

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    What does he look like, a dog?

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    "Watch where you're pointing those things," Leon grumbles. "You could take someone's eye out."

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    She isn't sure what being a witch involves, exactly, but she knows what being a respectable young woman does, and she's fairly certain this isn't it.

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    To quench your thirst.

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    He can stay for a while.

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    If cars could talk, there would've been a gag order put on the Goat.

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    Urban warfare all over again, but instead of a M-16 in his hands all Nate had at his disposal was his work laptop; and what the hell was he supposed to do with it, chuck it at his pursuer?

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    Written for Porn Battle 9, and my first attempt at writing a non-canon couple. Here, Tracy and Nick are both partners on the beat and in bed, as friends with benefits. Prompt was: "Nick/Tracy, handcuffs, partners, secrets, trust".

    Being as they were partners riding a beat, such a level of intimacy seemed almost inevitable.

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    One of two SG-1 entries into Porn Battle 9, and the first SG-1 fic I've ever written. Daniel Jackson and his new bride, Sha're, spend their first night together. Prompt was: "Daniel Jackson/Sha're, first".

    He felt utterly vulnerable and in awe of her, a callow mooncalf before a goddess made of flesh and blood.

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    My first entry into Porn Battle 9, and also my first entry into any sort of fic battle/game. Not truly explicit, but with an element of soft porn to it -- the kind you read in the average romance novel. After an argument with Nick on a romantic getaway, Natalie contemplates their relationship. Prompt was: "Natalie/Nick, stars, darkness, cold, sorry, jealousy".

    She was tired of trying to be rational. She was madly in love with the man, and rationality could just go to hell.

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    Written for Porn Battle 9. Natalie catches Nick and Janette in a compromising position, and then joins in the fun. Prompt was: "Janette/Nick/Natalie, freedom, turtleneck, Raven".

    "Oh, Nicolas," Janette purred. "I think your lovely human is feeling left out, non?"

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