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    where Allister Thorne doesn't interrupt Jon and Sam's conversation about knowing where to put it.

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    An alternate take on 3.13, in which Neal and Ben have a...conversation.

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    It's Trina's birthweek. As usual, she wants it all.

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    Clark's anger at Lex is taken out on a nearby tree. Then they find another release for it as well.

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    Lex makes a discovery about his friend Clark; a discovery that he has to explore more... thoroughly.

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    Ash thinks he's finally found the universal language that will give him the key to deal with Sheila.

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    "They were both exceedingly drunk. Drunk and watching porn together. That was really the only reason it happened, at least the first time."

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    In the hours before dawn, John does some experimenting of his own.

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    “I asked you to be here with me, and you never came. And before we’re gone, I will have you here.” Or: wherein they totally did it in the boathouse after all.

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    Jane shakes whenever Joanie takes off her clothes.

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    Clark and Lex have a... creative... way to pick where they're going to have sex next. This time ends them up in Paris.

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    Sam goes to visit her father in the Tok'ra tunnels, but ends up spending some very satisfying time with Martouf and Lantash.

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    Martouf and Lantash bring their mates, Rosha and Jolinar, to a secluded cave. They intend to show them the pools there - and hopefully convince them to share a bath with them.

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    It was all Teal’c’s fault. It was his idea to show up with porn every Tuesday night.

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    Aaron isn't in the habit of squandering second chances.

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    His blood is still roaring through his veins, seeking some kind of outlet. Set pre-series.

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    SG-1 and Martouf/Lantash are visiting an alien world during their yearly 'Festival of Life'.

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    Jeffrey Sinclair/John Sheridan, history, handjob. I claim absolutely no socially redeeming value for this one. Entry for Porn Battle XIII.

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    River will gladly disobey her Captain's orders, if she thinks it'll get her what she wants.

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    Written for Porn Battle XIII, for the prompt "couch". I could have used the prompt "happy" with this too, so there you have it--happy porn on a couch.

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    60
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