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Joey, Chandler, and Ross piece together last night's events.
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Stan awakens to a rather horrible revelation.
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Jesse gets lucky when Fiona and Michael offer him a celebratory (and drunken) moment of passion.
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Joe loves conventions and beer.
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- Part 6 of Ever fallen in love?
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Sid doesn't like drunk people, but Jordy thinks he and Geno can change his mind. His plan isn't terrible, considering he's so drunk.
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Penny is drunk. That's how Amy will explain this to herself...
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A girl's night of gossip turns into something more.
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After the events of Suikoden I, Flik and Viktor have survived a hell of a lot. That doesn't make Viktor any less insufferable. Getting drunk, however, does.
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It's something they only do after funerals.
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Steff's a jerk, and Blane is kidding himself.
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The problem is, he’s drunk, nicely wasted and just the wrong side of rational, and Stuart kisses hard, uses his teeth.
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Erik came to Oxford looking for an expert on human mutation. He ends up shagging a drunk telepath.
Slight AU, in which they meet for the first time in Oxford.
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What happened after Alaric punched Damon on the night Team Badass was formed.
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Sam manages to surprise Jesse. But, taking Sam's charm into consideration, he shouldn't have been shocked at all.
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The party is in full swing and they're in some asshole daytime star's guest room practicing going down in flames.
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Britta walks into a bar is probably a bad thought to have when you're walking into a bar, Britta realizes.
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Written for Porn Battle 10, and written as a NNPacker's equivalent of the Unnamed Faction's "missing scenes". Natalie, still somewhat out of it from her night of heavy drinking and overwhelmed from Spark's thwarted attack, is lovingly tended to -- and more -- by Nick. Inspired by a line from the Skeeter Davis song ("Don't they know it's the end of the world?") which served as the title during the Porn Battle, and containing some quotes from the episode A More Permanent Hell. Prompt was: "Nick/Natalie, cold."
She was suddenly very embarrassed and ashamed of herself. She'd begged him to bring her across like some idiot teenager trying to get pregnant to make her boyfriend stay and, when he refused her, got drunk and sought the company of a vampire she didn't know.
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She likes him better when he's drunk (for a certain scale of liking that starts down at 'pure loathing' and heads up towards 'tolerance and sick satisfaction'). She likes herself better drunk, too.
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Phones aren't the only thing susceptible to atmospheric conditions.
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On a warm SoCal night, trench coats and strip clubs are a good start. A blowjob in the backseat of Billy Zane's car on the ride home is even better.