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    The smell of the sea reminds Mama Odie of a woman she once knew a very, very long time ago.

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    Toby has a surprise for Elliot. Elliot likes it a lot.

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    Not that it's a common thing for Dwalin to end private spars in an indulgence of flesh, but Buffy had been looking at him like that earlier that morning, and he should've expected her to find a way to get what she wanted.

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    Of all the therapy centers in all the towns in all the world, he walked into hers.

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    Danny’s on vacation. Felix is just horny.

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    For Porn Battle XV. Prompt: Any character played by Will Arnett/any character played by Will Arnett, repression, rivalry

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    The Losers go to Tokyo to ask a favour; O-ren collects some favours in return.

    Written for Porn Battle XV (The Ides of Porn). Prompt was for "Any character played by Idris Elba/any character played by Lucy Liu", "challenge", "command", "investigate", "loyalty", "smile", "taste".

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    It's not a coincidence this team shows up, this man with his face, while Mako's in Alaska.

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    A pause.

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    (wine, scotch, gun) The Collapsation has been hard on everyone.

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    “And what would your type be?”

    “Well, usually taller. And bulkier. And darker. But I just – I spent almost a month walking in front of your desk and every time I felt this overwhelming need to just bloody ask you out.”

    “Guess it was my lucky day then,” Theon replies, praying that he still remembers how to do this.

     
    Or: where Theon goes to sleep in Westeros, wakes up in modern day London and gets asked out by a paramedic who looks like Robb.

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    Sam doesn't believe in being casual with the truth, which occasionally makes his new job a little difficult. Phil doesn't lie but he sometimes delays. [Written for Porn Battle Amnesty for prompts 'confidentiality, truth'.]

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    Lady Florence Craye could not abide errors. Miss Felicity Lemon did not make errors.

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    Fiery redheads in space.

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    Audrey's not as unique as she thought.

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    "This is probably a bad idea." "Sex with me is never a bad idea."

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    Angela draws Penelope. For PB prompts "drawing" and "sexy".

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    There are many worlds and, frankly, Jefferson is sure that they recycle their material. [Written for Porn Battle XIV; spoilers for OUAT S2]

    Language:
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    “There are rules, you know.” / "Yes. Do you?"

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    18
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    3
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    Written for Porn Battle XIV and the prompt Crossover-Once Upon a Time/Warehouse 13, Ruby/Claudia, geekery.

    Claudia and Ruby take a break from taking care of Storybrooke to enjoy being together.

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