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    “Of course I fucking need help!” Dean shouted. At least his erection was flagging. He watched sadly as it slowly went down, the water starting to turn cold. “And the hot water is running out, so get in here before the cold locks up my back even more!”

    “Um, are you, you know, naked?” Sam sounded hesitant.

    “No, Sam, I’m wearing a bikini. Of course I’m naked!”

    Sam had the nerve to fucking laugh. “It is you we’re talking about, you could very well be wearing a bikini.”

    “Is Dean wearing a bikini?” Came a lower voice from the other side of the door.

    “What’s a bikini?” Jack asked innocently.

    “For fuck’s sake, cut the Three Stooges act for a second and help me up!

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    “Bros do not jerk it together,” Danny states with an exasperated tone as a reply to Jackson's offer.

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    John's asked Sherlock to show him autofellatio positions, but how long will it be until Sherlock figures out why?

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    Derek has a dilemma, and figures Stiles, sneaky clever Slytherin that he is, might be able to help. Or: Teenage wizards having an illicit first-time rendezvous while their dorm mates are elsewhere.

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    Everybody is smitten.

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    After a brief separation, Eobard and Barry are reunited, with much joy and many kisses.

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    For once Stiles didn’t over think things.

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    While he wanted, mostly, to land face first in the squeaking pile of springs he barely deigned to call a 'bed' and pass out for several hours, something else tinged in the pit of his stomach. Hours of hot, tight quarters had not left a man like Peter Nureyev without ideas; most of them involved a partner, but he could improvise. Some of the best cons he'd ever pulled had been one-man acts.

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    It was so open and ripe for the taking. So many opportunities for mischief and mayhem. The power was intoxicating.

    But it couldn’t drown out the bitter self-loathing rolling off Peter in waves.

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    May is National Masturbation Month, so to celebrate I decided to start a new little series featuring the Teen Wolf gang pleasuring themselves (but not each other. Solo fun only is the theme for this story). The title of the series is loosely inspired by Lady Gaga’s song, “Dancin’ in Circles” which, IMO, is the best song about masturbation since the classic “I Touch Myself” by the Divinyls.

    Part 1 - Jordan Parrish - Hellhound Jordan Parrish plays with fire, and himself, in this temperature-focused session.

    Part 2 - Jackson - In this extremely narcissistic session, Jackson fucks himself in the most literal way can manage as he stares at himself in the mirror.

    Part 3 - Stiles - Stiles is staking out Theo's house to prove he's up to something. Stiles gets up to something too once Theo's clothes come off for a workout.

    Part 4 - Lydia - Lydia remembers Stiles after he's taken by the Wild Hunt. She just doesn't remember how he made love to her. She imagines how it would go.

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    Killashandra was cutting alone, while the new crystal has a strong effect on her.

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    “Wanna fuck?”

    Derek’s pre-programmed, automatic response should have been somewhere between a snerk of derision and a stern, “no”,

    Instead, he replied, “Yeah, okay.”

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    Blaine gives Tina a totally innocent gift. Tina finds a not totally innocent use for it.

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    Danny goes to meet someone from online and things get harder than he anticipated.

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    Derek hadn’t thought about being fucked, hadn’t let himself have even the idea, for so long.


    This was written as part of the Anthracite universe/story, but I ended up taking the story in a different direction. Imagine that Derek and Stiles didn't start living together as soon as they did.

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    “Are you on drugs? The guy only knows my name because we’ve been in school together for so long.”

    “I wouldn’t be so sure about that,” Heather said smugly.

    “Why?”

    “Because he’s been staring at you for the past ten minutes.”

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    Janey made eating salads a non-lunch item for the girls at her school.

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    "We have to be quiet."

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    One could say it smacked Stiles in the face but, in actuality, it was Derek slapping him on the ass with a wide grin and laughing eyes that gave him the epiphany.

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    Derek has a surprise for Stiles.

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