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    "We have to be quiet."

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    English
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    250
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    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    93
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    2997
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    One could say it smacked Stiles in the face but, in actuality, it was Derek slapping him on the ass with a wide grin and laughing eyes that gave him the epiphany.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,113
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    395
    Bookmarks:
    34
    Hits:
    4677
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    “And they say romance is dead.”

    “I don’t see you writing me any poetry.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    328
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    133
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    885
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    Castiel's original plan for the first few hours of his two week vacation was simple enough: barbecue and Netflix on the couch with Dean until the early hours of the morning.

    But that was before he walked in on Dean jerking off.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    965
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    505
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    “Lydia told me that communication is the key to good sex. I don’t want to hurt you or waste your time doing something you won’t like. So I thought you could show me what you do like.”

    Or, Malia wants to know how to make Kira feel good. The obvious solution is to watch her masturbate.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,429
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    527
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    There’s a light on for him, burning softly in the front hallway even though he can see perfectly well in total darkness. It makes him smile, all the same, a gentle ‘welcome home’.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,024
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    204
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1681
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    When Jesus wakes up to an empty apartment on his day off, he decides to use his time in the shower for other purposes.

    Naturally, things don't exactly go as planned.

    (Spoiler alert: they go way better.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    918
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    677
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    It wasn’t that Derek was a prude.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    893
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    1777
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    He knows that this thing FP and Alice do, the needling and teasing, the way they pull him into these situations, is all masking something else, something deeper. He knows that, if he ever asked, there would be a place for him in their relationship, their lives. They’d carve out a spot for him, a real spot, in a heartbeat.

    But Fred can’t ask for that. He can’t ask for something that he isn’t ready for. He can’t ask for something that can’t happen, not so long as the three of them remain in Riverdale, and he can’t ask them to leave.

    (or: sometimes, a threesome isn't just a threesome. sometimes, it's a plea for something more.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,407
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    867
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    Sorry we couldn’t be there for our call tonight. Hope this makes up for it. We love you!

    They’ve been texting on and off all day, whenever Kira has a spare moment, and neither of them had made mention of sending a video. Curiosity piqued, Kira downloads the file, the rest of her emails forgotten for the time being. It automatically opens once the download is complete, and after watching mere seconds, Kira slams her finger into the pause button.

    She knows exactly what kind of video this is.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,879
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1318
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    Emily is fairly certain that what she's doing counts as an act of sacrilege.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    250
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    137
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    Her entire family has gone up north for the weekend to visit another pack, a visit that she had opted out of by saying she had final projects to work on. It isn't technically a lie; she does have some minor proofreading to do on her final assignments, but everything else has been done for weeks.

    The real reason she'd opted out of the trip was because of Stiles, because she wanted to be loud in her own bedroom for once.

    In that respect, the night has been an absolute success.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    527
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    706
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    That "Imagine your polyship as a video game group on Youtube. Who plays the games normally, who cheats? Who doesn’t ever play the games they talk about? Who goes out of their way to exploit every glitch just to see how much they can break the game?" au.

    Or: Adam is trying to edit a video, Kavinsky has other plans, and Gansey interrupts them both by video-calling long-distance.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,835
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    673
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    Dave has been on the tour for six weeks, now, and this is the closest to home he's been.

    Language:
    English
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    766
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    796
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    Part of the EoBarry Revealed Series, Barry watches his husband shower and take his own pleasure in the seeing and then the doing.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    682
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    966
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    Draco has picked an awfully inconvenient time to realise how he feels.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    630
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    268
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    6838
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    Even though she's trained her lips to say Alaric, she can't help what her mind wanders to even after three years.

    Language:
    English
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    922
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    884
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    The grocery list has always been a point of contention in the Branwell-Lightwood household, and when Isabelle started adding more sexual items to the list, not much changed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,538
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1229
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    Mal is furious with Jayne after the events on Ariel.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,689
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    854
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    Stiles: R those my sox?
    Derek: You took at least three pairs of mine.
    Stiles: WRong!
    Stiles: took 4. ha!
    Stiles: i do like those sexy legs
    Derek: You nerd.

    In which the college-aged male pack members take a week of vacation at a cabin on a lake and Stiles and Derek make the best of it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    960
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    485
    Bookmarks:
    69
    Hits:
    6169

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