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    Derek has a dilemma, and figures Stiles, sneaky clever Slytherin that he is, might be able to help. Or: Teenage wizards having an illicit first-time rendezvous while their dorm mates are elsewhere.

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    For once Stiles didn’t over think things.

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    “Wanna fuck?”

    Derek’s pre-programmed, automatic response should have been somewhere between a snerk of derision and a stern, “no”,

    Instead, he replied, “Yeah, okay.”

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    Derek hadn’t thought about being fucked, hadn’t let himself have even the idea, for so long.


    This was written as part of the Anthracite universe/story, but I ended up taking the story in a different direction. Imagine that Derek and Stiles didn't start living together as soon as they did.

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    4
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    185
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    13
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    “Are you on drugs? The guy only knows my name because we’ve been in school together for so long.”

    “I wouldn’t be so sure about that,” Heather said smugly.

    “Why?”

    “Because he’s been staring at you for the past ten minutes.”

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    One could say it smacked Stiles in the face but, in actuality, it was Derek slapping him on the ass with a wide grin and laughing eyes that gave him the epiphany.

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    432
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    42
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    Derek has a surprise for Stiles.

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    137
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    18
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    “And they say romance is dead.”

    “I don’t see you writing me any poetry.”

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    3
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    146
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    13
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    Stiles shrugged and unzipped his own dress pants. “Suit yourself.”

    Derek’s eyes widened and he immediately shoved the camera in the corner to point at the wall and hit the emergency stop on the elevator.

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    English
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    1,696
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    2/?
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    1
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    18
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    380
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    31
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    5109
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    If Stiles was honest he was shocked as shit when his hot and smart TA with a sharp-witted, dry sense of humor and a model's body agreed to go out with him. He felt like his lips were tripping over themselves to get the words out but he must have made some sort of sense because Derek ducked his head with a smile and agreed.

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    27
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    3320
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    He should just walk by and leave well enough alone.

    Should.

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    2/?
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    10
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    It doesn't cross Stiles' mind how much less privacy he will have at Derek's until he is faced with the hardness of it.

    Can be read on its own.

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    36
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    1
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    607
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    The model was tanned, well-muscled, sported a beard that made Stiles jealous beyond belief before he wanted to feel it between his legs, and had a liberal sprinkling of dark hair all over his body. Stiles wasn’t usually into hairy dudes but this guy.

    This guy.

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    241
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    20
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    There’s a light on for him, burning softly in the front hallway even though he can see perfectly well in total darkness. It makes him smile, all the same, a gentle ‘welcome home’.

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    “Sorry!”

    Stiles snorted and started laughing, too. “For what?” he chuckled.

    “Stiles,” Derek mumbled. “I think I’m high.”

    Stiles laughed harder and louder, the sound echoing off the trees and interrupting the birds and crickets. Derek watched him for a second, then joined in, leaning heavily on Stiles while his body shuddered as he gasped for breath.

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    The days that stick out in your memory when something earth-shatteringly world-altering happens always have a “before” and an “after”.

    Today Derek Hale awoke in the “before”.

    And this is the unfolding of the “after”.

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    It was a sight to behold and not just because it was a bit like watching a sideshow at the circus. The guy clearly didn’t care what people thought or how the reacted to him. He was there to have fun and enjoy himself--fuck everything else.

    It was beyond admirable to Derek who got the idea people thought the same about him but instead because he was quiet, sometimes dour, and not easy to get to know. He liked it that way. He did. Usually.

    But sometimes, like when he watched the loose-limbed stranger on the dance floor without a care in the world, he wished he could be even a little bit different. That he was the kind of person who could walk up to someone he didn’t know and say, “My name’s Derek and you’re hot and I want to learn everything about you.”

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    It wasn’t that Derek was a prude.

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    More silence.

    Then a jagged breath, followed by a choking sound mixed with what sounded like a pained groan.

    “Derek? Hey!” Stiles exclaimed. Still no reply and then the line went dead.

    Stiles’ heart was pounding and he was moving before he made a conscious decision to act.

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    15
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    443
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    38
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    2965
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    He was back.

    Tall, dark, and broody was back on his floor for the third Friday night in a row… with a partner. Of course TDB would have a gorgeous, blonde girlfriend.

    Language:
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    1
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    14
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    422
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    19
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