14 Works in The Homestuck Ladyfest New Year's Exchange 2013

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    “Seaward ho! Hang the treasure! It's the glory of the sea that has turned my head.”

    - Troll Nicki Minaj

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    “We’re not married unless we’ve signed an official legal document.”

    Terezi finally looked at her. “I know that, Ms. Sour Grapes. Why don’t you take a gander at that lovely document on the desk?”

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    Meenah isn't the type of person to care about the consequences of her actions. Usually. But this was different.

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    Vriska and Aranea compete with each other. It's pretty dumb when you look at it - they're wearing the same uniform.

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    They didn’t put a name to this. They never tried, and it never felt right to bring it up. Why bother? They were both dead, anyway, so it didn't really matter in the end. When Meenah ended up slipping into Aranea's remembered library with her fins drooping, Aranea would read her stories about pirate battles and Her Imperious Condesencion until she fell asleep. When Aranea made her way into Meenah's moon castle, they either sorted good shit from the trash to sell that Meenah had picked up, or they did... Well... This.

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    Porrim Maryam is tired of today. She's been putting up with entirely too much, and a certain sticky red sweater sleeve was the last straw. And now she's stressed. And when Porrim is stressed? The solution is orgasms. It always has been, it always will be. And luckily, unlike usual, this time she gets a little bit of help.

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    In the ring she fills you with anger until you feel as if you're wont to burst, in the ring you are three tons of stamp and swagger. But here, in the quiet morning hours, she drains you.

    The one where Aradia and Vriska pilot giant robots in an underground boxing ring, and Rose likes to watch.

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    18
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    Meenah Peixes is a thief, and it doesn't matter because she's a Beforan, and there are certain privileges for the city of Beforus' inhabitants.

    However, those privileges only go so far.

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    23
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    "Ariadne's thread, named for the legend of Ariadne, is the solving of a problem with multiple apparent means of proceeding - such as a physical maze, a logic puzzle, or an ethical dilemma - through an exhaustive application of logic to all available routes."

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    "There were sweeps worth of messages here. They went all the way back to...
    ...all the way back to when Terezi and Vriska first met. Terezi had posted on a message board that she was looking for a partner to start getting into FLARP with. Vriska had answered the post. They swapped Trollian names and...
    Vriska closed the log file. She couldn't do this right now. She kept thinking back to the jokes they shared and the arguments they had and...she just felt sick to her stomach.
    She tried to tell herself that it was because she hadn't eaten anything in three days."

    In the doomed timeline where Vriska kills Jack, but at the cost of the lives of her friends, she wonders if it was all worth it. The session is slated for garbage collection, but she still has plenty of time to think about what happened, wonder where it all went wrong, and to remember her best friend.

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    The course of true hate never did run smooth.

    In which Aranea starts to come home roughed-up and smug(ger than usual), Meenah is overprotective, Roxy is incredulous, and Roxy's buddies are highly amused.

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    38
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    You don’t know who had the clever idea to have you and your sister rule the empire together, but if you ever find out, you are going to have some words with them.

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    Internet buddies Meenah and Aranea meet in person for the first time. It's the start of a beautiful frondship.

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    Prompt: Unless I'm proven wrong I dont think Damara would consent to a friend of Meenah controlling her. Show Damara not reacting particularly well to Aranea using her the way she is. The darker the better.

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    10
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    1
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    122

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