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    “Jackpot.” Dave almost purrs and you blink. He's kneeling in front of your closet.

    “Guess what, if you wanna hide your wanking material you should put it in a zip lock bag.” he chuckles and you jump up from the bed in time to see Dave effortlessly fishing a magazine out from under a bunch of rolled up socks in an open drawer. He holds it away from himself pinching a corner with two fingers.

    “Tadaa~!” you pale a little in horror, staring into his smug face, your wide open mouth and eyes reflected in his shades.

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    Shit has a tendency to swan dive right off the deep end for Dave Strider, particularly where a lovely physics major is involved. Hey, it's not his fault that Vantas keeps getting all up in his business...but will Dave ever get up in Jade's?
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    Takes place in the third year of Yukinflake's and my College AU.

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    In which Dave deals with loss the best way he can, by pretending it doesn't exist.

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    Dave was bullied in school because of the fact he was a she. When Rose learned that her cousin started cutting, she asked Jade if she knew how to help fix the problem. Luckily, Jade came up with the idea of a blind date for Dave and John, since John was recently in a pit of depression because of his father's lung problem due to smoking. So the two shall meet. ((to make it simple, Dave's a girl in this au fanfiction, and John's a guy))

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    All the beta trolls and pre-scratch kids are humans on earth where they spend their time flarping. Team Scourge led by Terezi and Vriska gets embarrased by Team Swag led by Dave and John which leads to a Flarping war and a lot of unexpected outcomes (Comment led story so leave a comment and i'll make it happen in the next chapter).

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    An AU in which a Redguard and Dunmer make an unlikely alliance, travelling around Skyrim for justice and dragons.

    [edited from an ongoing roleplay; follow on tumblr for updates]

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Can hope be dulled, or is it merely covered by the ashes of peace?

    The four heroes will fight against their nation at the risk of their own lives to bring the nearing genocide to a halt. They cannot avoid blood and betrayal, but true allies will grasp their dirty hands regardless.

    John has left his home and family behind and his heart is far away, but what lies ahead might re-define what he thought he loved.

    And perhaps add to it.

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    That's when I realized you were the only one
    It's never too late to show it
    Grow old together
    Have feelings we had before
    back when we were so innocent

    Based off the song "I Fell in Love with my Best Friend" by Jason Chen. Each chapter in this fic is another moment throughout their lives that eventually lead to our two favourite homo boys falling in love.

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    Dave often comes over to visit John. Basically he's John's caretaker just without the pay.
    Yup, so Dave just goes and visits John.
    There's your summary.

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    I don't even know what to say about this. I'd rather not say anything about this.

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    This is a sequel. A seasonal thing that's just another thing out there floating around John and Dave's obvious homo attractions. As you can see I am bad at summaries. It's short. You might as well give it a read.

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    I have been called many names; Angel, freak, nephillim, demon, archangel, satan, and much more. I am none of those. I am a mutant. I was born with white as snow, soft as silk wings.

    My name is Johnathon Egbert, and this is only a small part of it all.

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    6/?
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    "You are the piece of me, I didn't know I'd need."

    A new era has fallen upon Albion with a new brand of Heroes. John is at the center with a troll whose come along to fill the emptiness in his heart, even if he doesn't quite realize it at first. He falls through the strange quadrants of trolls before landing ass backwards right where he was meant to be all along.

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    14/?
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    Dave gets a new job in "entertainment" under one of the most promiscuous adult entertainment sites on the web. Upon entering the company he ends up falling into strange but familiar hands as he signs up to be Dirk Strider's new sub. Business is good, but what happens once Dave becomes on of the webs favorite boys and the golden boy of the company? (Pornstar AU)

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    With so many versions of themselves, they were bound to run into each other eventually.

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    A brief video call starts a conversation that clumsily moves mountains.

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    EB: so i snuck in and saw karkat was no where to be found

    EB: and then i noticed his forbidden closet was open and i-


    TG: woah wait he has a forbidden closet

    TG: like what are we talking about here like a closet that holds all sorts of dark terrible secrets that would reveal karkat as mass murderer number four or a secret passage to troll narnia and karkat is the guard or

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    Your name is John Egbert and you are currently in a very bad situation, you cannot see very well because your glasses have been broken. Dave Strider the resedent cool kid is standing above you and you are sitting on the floor with your back to the lockers and have some very lame tears are flowing down your face. You are currently very much regretting that shitty prank your played on Dave Strider and his brainless john friends. Your vision is starting to cloud just a little and you fear its from a concusion. Luckly him and his friends are walking away as your think (you assume from bordem) but you seem to not have the nessisary skills to move plus it seems that your side is hurting a bit to much for that very difficult task. Your vision is starting to turn a little to dark for your liking.
    You sure hope the school librarian stays late like yesterday.

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    If you ever run into a problem, don't face it. Bury it six feet under. The only choice is whether or not to bury it while it's still alive and kicking or when it's cold and dead.

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