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There's a thing in the cell next to him that he suspects really might be an alien, holy shit, Cardiff's a scary place. And now he's trapped in this cell next to this thing and the girl who'd brought him in hadn't listened to a single word he'd said and kept saying things about research and family connections and Twitter and if he ever gets out alive, he's going to kill Neil really fucking slowly.
or Inappropriate things that Captain Jack Harkness has done with the Doctor's hand.
He took it with him whenever they made more than a day trip and became horribly distraught if anyone happened to move the jar.