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    Written for a bonus round of the 2012 HSO, and only now being posted to AO3. Procrastination knows no bounds. And still two more to come~

    Prompt: Space Opera meets Curtainfic, Karkat♦Kanaya

    A malfunctioning artificial gravity unit isn't a serious problem on its own but it certainly makes daily routines unnecessarily complicated and runs the risk of further damaging the ship. Unfortunately, the closest settled planet with the technology required for repairs is far from ideal, but Kanaya has a plan (and Karkat complains).

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    Space babies in space: a comic. That is all there really is to say on the matter!

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    Karkat is a disgruntled and poorly-rated horse jockey. John and Jade are his misguidedly enthusiastic number one fans... and they also want to touch the butt.

    This is their tale.

    (HSO 2012 Round 1 Entry for Team Jade♥John♥Karkat)

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    There are plenty of other things you'd rather be doing than working evening shift at the slowest university cafe in existence. But at least the company is sort of bearable, until you remember his stupid hipster glasses and insufferable attitude. ..Well, okay, maybe even then.

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    Captain Jade Harley was ready for an adventurous life of Space Exploration, but now she's stuck on a long voyage in the company of her distressingly attractive first mate Egbert, and the insufferable alien buttface they picked up along the way.

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    Terezi Pyrope is an intrepid reporter for troll newspaper The Nightly Times, and she's got a nose for crime, to boot. But when her flushcrush is convicted for the murder of two highbloods, it's up to her to prove Nepeta Leijon's innocence before it's too late!

    Written for HSO 2012 Collab Round. Featuring art by grannypix, fraymotif, crunchcaptian, and sutafuzz (credited in notes).

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    Your name is—well, you don't really have a name yet! But you are sure your new friend will give you one, because he is nice and doesn't shout and smells so good. He is a good boy! He is a really good boy, just like you are a good girl.

    You are a dog.

    (Written as part of Team Dave<3Jade's collab round entry for the 2012 Homestuck Shipping Olympics.)

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    Where Karkat is The Troll on Fire, and he got saddled with the worst human: the baker boy with the strange kindness in his manner.

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    Co-made with Rinacat, who drew the beautiful illustrations!

    Kanaya was immortal. Rose could be. Jade would never be.

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    Team Dave<3Jade's entry for Round Three of the Homestuck Shipping Olympics.

    The Hanged Man, upright: suspension, restriction, letting go, sacrifice. The High Priestess, reversed: secrets, the need to listen to one's inner voice.

    Dave is stalling at the foot of the gallows, but when an unspoken choice is to be unmade, even the most powerful players might reveal their cards. Also, rap battles.

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    Dirk Strider, private dickbag, and Roxy Lalonde, public Catwoman.

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    All the people here seem to not be entirely at home. I think that maybe living in a hellhole in buttfuck nowhere might be the cause or they're all hopped up sniffing some drug they're not sharing. Might help me fucking put up with them if I couldn't tell the difference between the sternohyoid or sternocleidomastoid either. Fuck if I'm going to renew this contract. These interns could shit in each other's faces for all I care.

    I'm not sure if I can last the year that I signed up for. It's all on a contract but I'm kicking myself in the ass for not manipulating in some sort of loophole to get the hell out of dodge.

    It would all be fine if you were here. I promised myself I wouldn't guilt you on sentimental horseshit anymore but I guess in the end I couldn't fucking help it. Figures.

    I miss you.

    -DS

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    Tavros Nitram is one of the greatest card players in the West - though it is hard to get people to believe that. But no one and nothing warned him about the woman he's playing against now, and he'll have to play a different game entirely to have any chance of winning...

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    The Frost Witch and the Lady of Thorns loved each other. But the Lady looked too long into the light, until her skin was scorched and her eyes blinded with soot. In rage and pain she fled south, into the depths of the darkest waters to soothe her burns. There she forgot the use of her hands, the sight of her face and the sound of her name. They sank into the void and she sank with them, to be a beast among beasts.

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    Mermaids don't save humans, they drown them. Until one day, a mermaid saves a pirate.

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    "You're going to be great," John said. "You are a Potions Prodigy. You probably won't even kill any students."

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    Terezi gets caught by one of Her Imperious Condescension's goons, and it's up to Nepeta to fight the hellhound guards and bust her out! With a little artillery and navigation support, of course.

    Written for HSO 2012 Round 2: Monsters.

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    "Ever since you started travelling with Jake English six months ago you’ve learned several things about him. He is enthusiastic, foolishly optimistic, and stubborn to a fault. He is also a werewolf."

    Round 2 Entry for the Homestuck Shipping Olympics - The prompt was "Monsters".

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    Sweet dreams are made of these...just kidding. Dave is the creature that gives Jade nightmares, and they aren't sweet dreams at all.

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    A princess plagued by a nameless monster wins the aid of her dueling suitors, a haughty prince and a blind pauper. Unfortunately, in this cautionary tale, their brazen overconfidence gives them more than either of them bargained for...

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