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    It is the Golden Age, but Cybertron is light years away.

    When Onslaught is given a new command on a distant planet, it brings him problems he didn't anticipate, the most prominent of which has more rotors than morals. But Onslaught soon finds that the interrogator is the least of his worries.

    A pre-war tale of sex, lies, and a conspiracy large enough to swallow them all.

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    25
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    When Blast Off wakes up, he has undergone some serious changes. He and his team try to cope.

    crack, comedy, angst, action, fluff, smut, h/c, fights, dark, violence

    Note: References to events and MacGuffins of the episode Sea Change.
    Written for the prompt Transforming on the 28 Blast Off meme.

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    14/18
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    1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Title: Drowsiness
    Continuity: G1 [part of ’s Dysfunction AU]
    Warnings: smut of the plug’n’play variety, PWP, a little crack & comedy, consent issues and somnophilia/sexsomnia
    Characters: Vortex/Blast Off
    Rating: R
    Summary: Blast Off comes back from space after what was like ages for Vortex.
    Disclaimer: Sadly, I own nothing.
    Beta: Ultharkitty, thank you so much! :D

    Note: Written for ’s birthday in May. *lol* Way late to post it. :p Anyway. It’s probably a bit creepy and disturbing If you look closer, but it’s one of the very, very few ways to make those two snuggle and keep it IC. ;)
    There also exists art for this fic! *squees* :D

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    A seemingly light hit turns out to be really bad, and the team has to cope.

    action, injuries, dark, kinda h/c(?) / Brawl, Blast Off, Vortex, Onslaught, Swindle, ensemble

    Written for the 28 Blast Off meme.
    I just wanted to write something from Brawl’s POV. And something in which Blast Off suffers. *lol* I planned to write meta for this, but I’m not sure I will. ._. IF I ever do, it’ll probably too late.

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    Onslaught explains his plan to Razorclaw. It doesn't go down as expected.

    Written to a prompt from thousanth: Razorclaw, Onslaught - Similarities, differences

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    Blast Off really can't deal with people...

    comedy, gen, implied loss of temper / Blast Off, Onslaught, Vortex

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    In which Blast Off and Onslaught share a pleasant moment of peace.

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    1/1
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    When Blast Off came back from space, his actions were easier to calculate.

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    Blast Off and Onslaught’s first contact, long before they worked together or were even re-programmed as combiner.

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    In a long mission, the Combaticons try to get some rest.

    Set during Series 3.

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    The Combaticons prepare for the invasion of Paradron. Crack inspired by this screencap from ‘Fight or Flee’.

    Contains: mention of slash, hint of gun!kink

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    1/1
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    In ‘The Five Faces of Darkness, part 2’, Vortex says something particularly dumb and Swindle has a go at him for it - in this, Vortex gets (petty) revenge.

    Beta'd by naboru.

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    1/1
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    Several years after the events of B.O.T, and Onslaught and Vortex have developed a complicated relationship far more violent than the one they had back on Cybertron. Blast Off is called in to deal with the aftermath.

    Contains: implied consensual BDSM/torture, co-dependent relationship(s). Potential trigger – this is not particularly explicit, but it does deal with pernicious verbal abuse/negative reinforcement.

    Massive thanks to for help with this one :D

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    1/1
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    After annoying Blast Off almost to breaking point, and covered in someone else's vital fluids, Vortex has deposited himself on Onslaught's desk. This appears to be an invitation...

    Contains: plug’n’play smut, mild BDSM, slash, desksex, PWP

    Many thanks to naboru for beta, and to cauis for very helpful input.

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    A heart-warming tale of two Decepticons who find love companionship mutual respect and a dead Quintesson in the asteroid belt.

    Massive thanks to naboru for beta reading, as well as putting up with my extensive ramblings about the Combaticons.

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    In which Bruticus succeeds in his mission, then gets left behind.

    Contains: crack, fluff, dead jellyfish

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    After the Spare Parts Incident, Swindle tries to apologise to Brawl, but it all goes wrong.

    Contains: dark themes, violence, torture as punishment, threatening behaviour, a bit of humour, a touch of h/c (no smut).

    For usemychopsticks on LJ.

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    1/1
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    Before the war, the organised crime in Kaon was mostly organised by Onslaught. Vortex, Blast Off and Brawl worked for him, and Swindle worked alongside them although not on the payroll. An undercover cop called Floodlight took on the persona of a criminal called Hardwire and joined the organisation in an attempt to gather enough evidence to bring Onslaught down. He failed, and this is the story of how he died.

    Contains: graphic violence, implied offstage mech/femme intimacy, implied offstage slash. Murder mystery/crime drama.

    Re. time – I have them measuring time in joors-breems-astroseconds, hence it’s written out like this: 02:40:198 etc.

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    4
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    Drabble in which Onslaught and Brawl discuss Swindle’s latest mistake.

    Set on Cybertron before the war.

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    Chapters:
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    On a dying planet, Onslaught didn’t think the way back into space would be that harsh.

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    4
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    6

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