For Homestuck's DirkJake only.
"You have ten fingers and ten toes and I love you."
The perks of living with an OCD boyfriend are copious in amount.
Said asshole is Jake English, the All Mighty and Popular. He's cool to the masses and hot to the swooning, tasteless ladies and gentlemen. He's parlously pretentious and a bombastic bastard. He's a part of an elite group at the top of the high school's vicious food chain, and he crushes hopes and hearts in his cruel fist.
In short, he's a douche.
And it just so happens that he has the hots for you.
Your name is Jake English and you are about to be dominated in a way that will make you regret never letting someone do this before.
- Part 15 of NEDWrites Oneshots