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    Fix-It fic for Larry Townsend's The Sexual Adventures of Sherlock Holmes: Three years after witnessing the nude-gladiatorial waterfall death of his beloved Sherlock Holmes and his nemesis James Moriarty, the Napoleon of Crime and the Caligula of London (and after ending his sad liasion with Moriarty's last rentboy Friedl), Dr. Watson receives an invitation to return once more to the legendary hardcore sex club the Diogenes. What could the reason be? What would the voyeuristic leather-master Mycroft Holmes possibly want with his brother's grieving widower? Could it have something to do with the Ron Adair murder?

    Larry Townsend ended his 1971 porn pastiche with his version of "The Final Problem" and never wrote a version of the "Empty House" reunion. This is my pale attempt to imagine what that might have been like. Townsend had a style that was both luridly pornographic and passionately emotional - I tried to do it justice.

    Also a fill for this prompt at Sherlock Kink Meme! Huge thanks to my beta Iwantthatcoat!

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    Sherlock Holmes, the world’s only Consulting Equestrian Expert, is the individual called when horse owners are out of their depth. At the behest of his elder brother, Sherlock travels to Amarillo, Texas, to investigate why a valuable bucking stallion has seemingly gone berserk for no reason and killed his trainer. The local authorities suspect the owner of fraud and possible animal abuse, but Mycroft sees parallels to an unsolved case from the 1980s wherein a racehorse killed a groom. Complicating the situation is John Watson: bronco rider, rodeo veterinarian and one of case’s primary suspects…

    Or, to put it another way: Rodeolock AU! Sherlock Holmes and John Watson running around Texas, USA in cowboy boots, Wranglers blue jeans and cowboy hats. 'Nuff said.

    WIP: tends to update roughly once every two to three months.

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    Convergence (n)- The process or state of coming together from different directions so as to eventually meet.

    'I know what I am doing, Anthea,' Mycroft responded, still staring out the window.

    'Timelines are not meant to be broken and reassembled. I would just prefer to not have any extra complications. A division of one fixed point in a timeline is difficult enough to handle. More could be catastrophic. You are tampering with--'

    'We have been over this. I know the risks, and I am willing to take them.' Mycroft interrupted. He turned and sat in his desk chair, finally looking up at Anthea. 'I know you're worried about what’s going to happen. But, I have planned this out very carefully.'

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    1976. Bone Fiddle-verse; Appalachian AU. A couple years into their relationship, John and Sherlock are cozily setting up for spring with Mrs. Hudson's expert guidance when a distraught young woman appeals to them for help and sends them on one of their strangest cases yet - in order to solve one murder and prevent another, they must tangle with a sinister preacher and enter the much-sensationalized, little-understood world of Pentecostal Holiness believers who strictly observe Mark 16: 17-18.

     

    (And these signs shall follow them that believe; In my name shall they cast out devils; they shall speak with new tongues; they shall take up serpents; and if they drink any deadly thing, it shall not hurt them; they shall lay hands on the sick, and they shall recover.)

     

    Written for significanceofmoths, my second bidder in the Fandom Trumps Hate auction. Thank you for your generous donation to Planned Parenthood!

    Huge thanks to Iwantthatcoat, beta reader supreme!

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    Investigating the haunting of an old country house, Sherlock is visited by ghosts that feel all too real.

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    For the 2017 Wits on Tap poetry-remix challenge. Inspired by the gorgeous, sexy, lusty Ocean Treasure by consulting-smartass, which is a romantic and erotic Merlock/Octojohn tale.

    This is just a dirty sea shanty that won't do it justice, but I do hope someone drunkenly sings it at a con someday. The tune is basically "South Australia."

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    Bone Fiddle-verse, Appalachian AU. On a lazy, rainy Sunday morning, Sherlock tells John a smutty and (mostly) true story. John's got some mixed feelings about Sherlock's promiscuous past, but he can't deny what hearing about it in lascivious detail does to him - especially now that he's the only one safely naked in bed with him.

     

    For Shabet, aka redmageshabet in the 2017 Fandom Trumps Hate Auction. Thank you so much for your generous donation to the Anti-Defamation League!

    Massive thanks to my beta-readers alexxphoenix42, iwantthatcoat and Persian_Slipper (Luthe).

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    For sherlockkinkmeme.tumblr.com prompt #153:

    "Holmes gets trapped out in the cold and gets hypothermia. The only way for Watson to warm him up and save his life is to share body heat."

    My friends, it is exactly what it says on the tin.

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    The world tunes in nightly for Sherlock, the ultimate in reality TV: Sherlock Holmes, a real person with a legendary name, unknowingly lives out his life in a staged setting contrived by his brother. Things get complicated when a retired army doctor joins the show to play the part of Sherlock's closest friend.

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    This fic borrows its concept from the 1998 film, the Truman Show. However, you don't need to have any knowledge of the movie to enjoy this story.

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    “Not this again.” John’s voice shows exasperation. “We’ve been through this. I am not leaving just because you say so. If we are to repeat this whole thing again, can we please skip the parts where you’re slamming doors and disappearing for days and go straight to the part where we make out?”

    And that is it, really. This is what had kept Sherlock from resorting to chemical solutions a few nights ago. This is proof that Sherlock might be as fucked up as you get, but John Watson isn’t far behind. And it isn’t that John doesn’t know what he is doing at this point. At this point, he knows enough to make any sane person leave without looking back. John, on the other hand, stays and makes black jokes about it.

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    In which love is not a solution, codependency might not always be the worst option and chaos is slightly similar to 'sense of belonging'. This is perhaps (not?) a love story, but it's also a story that attempts to illustrate psychological or psychiatric terms and theories. Most of all, it's a story about how to attempt love when your mind is less than prepared for it.

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    Truths are revealed and assumptions challenged during an innocent drinking game among friends. Takes place Post-Series 4.

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    But it wasn't enough, not for John. He needed more. He needed someone to hold besides a child, and someone to kiss on the lips and not just the top of the head. He needed sly looks across the dinner table and to know if he put Rosie to bed early he might emerge from her room to find a candle lit and dessert served just for two.

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    Hogwarts student John Watson knows Sherlock Holmes exists, but he doesn't realize how important he is until they find themselves in seventh year Potions together. John is pretty sure he wants to be with Sherlock forever. Unfortunately, fate has other ideas.

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    A private reminisce about a pivotal moment.

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    John always needed the strengths of others to activate what was sturdy in him. What will he do when he has nothing left to lean on?

    (Sometimes faith must come from more than just the heart.)

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    Sherlock could think of six different ways they could make it fit using common household items he had in the flat, but he didn't think he could wait that long.

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    Slightly spoiled by the safety of Menegroth, Iaun wanders far from the city and takes a swim in the River Sirion - and finds himself in the clutches of questionable Ossë, the Maia of water and storms who was seduced for a time by Melkor himself. Iaun is not pleased by his concern-trolling and kink-shaming about the nature of his relationship with Sérelókë. Sérelókë is even less pleased.

    Insult is given; satisfaction is demanded.

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    In which Sherlock and John try something new.

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    A Study in Pink, from the perspective of ace!girl!Sherlock.

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    Exactly what is in the bottom drawer of Sherlock's dresser, anyway?

    Just a bit of follow-up smut.

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