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    “Not this again.” John’s voice showed exasperation. “We’ve been through this. I am not leaving just because you say so. If we are to repeat this whole thing again, can we please skip the parts where you’re slamming doors and disappearing for days and go straight to the part where we make out?”

    And that is it, really. This is what kept Sherlock from resorting to chemical solutions a few nights ago. This is proof that Sherlock might be as fucked up as you get, but John Watson isn’t far behind. And it isn’t that John doesn’t know what he is doing at this point. At this point, he knows enough to make any sane person leave without looking back. John, on the other hand, stays and makes black jokes about it.

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    In which love is not a solution, codependency might not always be the worst option and chaos is slightly similar to 'sense of belonging'. This is perhaps (not?) a love story, but it's also a story that attempts to illustrate psychological or psychiatric terms and theories. Most of all, it's a story about how to attempt love when your mind is less than prepared for it.

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    Sherlock could think of six different ways they could make it fit using common household items he had in the flat, but he didn't think he could wait that long.

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    Sherlock Holmes, the world’s only Consulting Equestrian Expert, is the individual called when horse owners are out of their depth. At the behest of his elder brother, Sherlock travels to Amarillo, Texas, to investigate why a valuable bucking stallion has seemingly gone berserk for no reason and killed his trainer. The local authorities suspect the owner of fraud and possible animal abuse, but Mycroft sees parallels to an unsolved case from the 1980s wherein a racehorse killed a groom. Complicating the situation is John Watson: bronco rider, rodeo veterinarian and one of case’s primary suspects…

    Or, to put it another way: Rodeolock AU! Sherlock Holmes and John Watson running around Texas, USA in cowboy boots, Wranglers blue jeans and cowboy hats. 'Nuff said.

    WIP: tends to update roughly once every one to two months.

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    Slightly spoiled by the safety of Menegroth, Iaun wanders far from the city and takes a swim in the River Sirion - and finds himself in the clutches of questionable Ossë, the Maia of water and storms who was seduced for a time by Melkor himself. Iaun is not pleased by his concern-trolling and kink-shaming about the nature of his relationship with Sérelókë. Sérelókë is even less pleased.

    Insult is given; satisfaction is demanded.

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    In which Sherlock and John try something new.

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    A Study in Pink, from the perspective of ace!girl!Sherlock.

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    Exactly what is in the bottom drawer of Sherlock's dresser, anyway?

    Just a bit of follow-up smut.

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    The world tunes in nightly for Sherlock, the ultimate in reality TV: Sherlock Holmes, a real person with a legendary name, unknowingly lives out his life in a staged setting contrived by his brother. Things get complicated when a retired army doctor joins the show to play the part of Sherlock's closest friend.

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    This fic borrows its concept from the 1998 film, the Truman Show. However, you don't need to have any knowledge of the movie to enjoy this story.

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    Mycroft loves Sherlock. John also loves Sherlock. Somehow they’ve managed to make it work.

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    Outtakes, excerpts, writing prompts and exercises related to 'The Devil's Blaze,' the multi-chapter rodeo!lock romance/casefic I'm currently working on. Some of these were originally located in my 'Tumblr snippits' and have been grouped here for convenience. Ratings range from from 'G' to 'E'.

    Or, to put it another way, rodeo!lock AU: Sherlock Holmes and John Watson running around in cowboy boots, Wranglers blue jeans and cowboy hats. 'Nuff said.

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    "It's a bonny thing," said he. "Just see how it glints and sparkles. Of course it is a nucleus and focus of crime. Every good stone is. They are the devil's pet baits. In the larger and older jewels every facet may stand for a bloody deed.” - Sherlock Holmes, The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle, Arthur Conan Doyle

    Sequel to With Both Hands Thou Shalt Give It. After Melkor murdered Finwë and stole the Silmarils, fleeing to the lands across the sea, Fëanor, the Silmarils’ maker, led an army in hot pursuit to avenge his father and reclaim his treasure, swearing an oath that would doom them all. And the Fëanorians were followed by the eccentric, brilliant, and fearlessly kinky Maia detective called Sérelókë, who can always be trusted to stick his nose (and other parts) into the meat of any fascinating and dangerous crime. In Beleriand, he will find a rich playground for all his passions, and meet a companion who will change his life forever.

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    “Thing is, Sherlock, your o-face and your deduction face look—and sound!—exactly the same. If I pop one more awkward stiffy at a crime scene, Sally’s going to have me sectioned. Do you think you can, y’know, work on that?”

    Spoiler: they don't really work on that.

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    “Put two ships in the open sea, without wind or tide, and, at last, they will come together. Throw two planets into space, and they will fall one on the other. Place two enemies in the midst of a crowd, and they will inevitably meet; it is a fatality, a question of time, that is all.” - Jules Verne

    The Indian Ocean, 1880: John H. Watson, MD, meets Sherlock Holmes and is deduced.

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    The last thing anyone wants to hear is that a close friend and co-worker has been hurt. Sherlock is given bad news and must now help the woman who has helped him through recovery. As he aids Joan through her recovery, what will the two partners find lurking within their own hearts?

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    Three times the cat killed the mood and one time she didn't.

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    Sherlock Holmes’ secret and stealthy masturbation is no match for John Watson’s finely tuned wank radar...especially on a stakeout.

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    This is a scene from the world of the Bone Fiddle stories I’ve co-written with htebazytook: set in Appalachia in the early 1970s, where urban exile!Sherlock and Vietnam vet!John explore the seamy southern Gothic underbelly of the fog-shrouded mountains. Through a new case and an old acquaintance, John learns a bit about Sherlock’s past and certain elements of his undercover work - just how far was he willing to go for a case? And just how far will John go with him?

     

    Written in 24 hours for the Come_at_Once challenge. Prompt: "I thought it was obvious." Beta'd at HEROIC SPEED by Persian Slipper (Luthe)

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    John frowns. It's not a holiday. Is it? Some obscure saint’s day? Why did Sherlock choose today to put on those ridiculous beribboned stockings?
    "Statistically speaking--taking into account the greater concentration of births in early fall--there are approximately one hundred thousand Britons having a birthday today. And, while it's marginally ridiculous to celebrate an arbitrary biological event, people do. So, we're celebrating someone's birthday."

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    John brings home a kitten. Sherlock is not okay with it.

    John was going to find out. Sherlock didn't know how, but it was inevitable if there was a cat in the flat. Of all the things in Sherlock's checkered past, his reaction to cats was possibly the only thing that shamed him, mostly because he had no control over it. "It's not staying," he announced, and spun around so John couldn't see him anymore.

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    Newly returned from fighting Death Eaters in the Middle East, Healer John Watson gets a new flatmate and discovers he's exchanged one battleground for another in postwar London

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