12 Works in A Very Merry Saturnalia

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    Written for Saturnalia 2013, the wildcard prompts were "waffles, kitten, pillow, outlast, tuxedo". My mind seized upon "kitten" and, well, let's just say that there is more schmoop in here than you can poke a stick at. (I mean, just look at the title.)

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    The brief was short, only a single sheet of paper. Listed on it were: name, location, objective. A photo array would be clipped to the inside of the folder as well, but things didn't make it as far as that.

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    It takes a photoshoot and a new (conniving and very perceptive) addition to the gang for it to happen, but hey, who's complaining?

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    3
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    SPACE BARISTAS: in space, no one can hear you steam.

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    Sheldon and Penny search for the third vertex of their triad. Not all relationships listed because frankly there were too many. Written for jen4850 for Saturnalia 2013.

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    4
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    18
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    1
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    Every fandom needs a horror story. (Or: so your life isn’t the genre you thought it was, are you going to cry about it or are you going to beat the crap out of something?)

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    After denying Wil Wheaton the chance to see the lost twenty-one seconds of Raiders of the Lost Ark, Sheldon takes the battle to the last place his nemesis is likely to find him. Which is also the most obvious; but no matter, he’s got leadership and the courage of war on his side. And Bernadette has Nicholas Sparks.

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    13
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    Do you remember when I told you I wouldn't love a child who couldn't solve for the area under a curve?

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    Penny wanted something to change, but she could’ve done with something a bit less world-ending.

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    Written for Saturnalia 2011 at Paradox. Prompt: S/P Western!AU. Cowboys. Bar brawls. Not a tumbleweed in sight.

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    Penny decides to give up on acting for a while, Sheldon tries to be supportive. Penny!fic

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    A semi-cracky retelling of Beauty and the Beast with Sheldon/Penny.

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