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Sheldon Cooper was pouting. “I have two PhDs.”

“I’ve got three. And two BAs.”

“I use my incredible brain to solve the mysteries of the universe.”

“I save people and put criminals in jail.”

“I have a girl friend. She’s not my girlfriend, by the way. Just a girl who is also my friend.”

“Well, I have a boyfriend.”

“I own a replica of the Millenium Falcon.”

“I carry a gun.”

Leonard looked at Morgan. “So do you. Any chance you can shoot Sheldon?” he asked hopefully. “I won’t tell anyone.”

“Believe me, I wish I could.”